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[FROM THE DEVICE OF MR J. WACHAWSKI: only those particularly familiar with the residents of City Hospital's coma ward will be aware of the true owner of this hijacked device.]

Halibut offered:

A safe plaice for nonpartisan citizens, or anyone willing to put aside piscean sentiment in return for a bed for the night - the sick, old, young or scared. This doesn't have to be krill or be killed.

We're well dolphinded. There's free medical care.

If you can stick by the house rules, keep the noise down and the fights outside, and you have a checkable network record, reply to this post and let minnow.


[Private to: House, Wilson, Cameron, Penny, Mae, Carla, Ginny, Stiles]

6 letters: to steal from Ernie's friend.
5 letters: banking on you taking your eye off the sofa.

I'd like to know you're safe, even if you're not taking the offer.

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[brobeforehos]

Chase?

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[comment deleted. fresh reply.]

no idea what you're talking about, but you might not want to guess trout loud.

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[brobeforehos]

[oh SPY THINGS]

Seariously. [Engaging in puns is Mae's way of saying I'm cool. OR SOMETHING.]

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You take all, but fish?

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we don't have a big enough pool.

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If you take enough men, they might dig.

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[hexuality]

Fine.

Code for cranky, also see: not planning on staying out of trouble.

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if you're going to be sturgeon about it, at least try to be on the winning side.

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[hexuality]

I've got fabulous luck, I'm always on the winning side.

Though how that's got anything to do with fish, I'm not sure.

[anunluckypenny]

I don't think I know a Wachawski

Chase??

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this is the last time i attempt stealth.

accidental voice;

[anatural]

[Korra narrows her eyes and reads this message over. And over. And over again. No matter how many times she reads it, it doesn't make sense.]

Dolphinded?

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something's jumbling my words, making them look like tilapia errors.

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[trenchknives]

Is this meant to have such a high ratio of puns to actual words, or is this some kind of weird curse?

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[intheblanks]

doesn't eel like it's a curse, unless you've seen another marine based shout out on the network?

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[synanthrope]

[Because she's actually sitting just next to him, staring at her device]

I don't think I understand this.

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[He tilts the screen to let her watch him type.]

i'm not doing it on purpose.

[And as he hits send the letters rearrange themselves. On porpoise. Of course.]

I've never seen a curse affect the network rather than the user, before.

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[dr_conscience]

[He got who it was pretty fast - the rest takes a few moments longer, but he's got the gist of it.]

Looks like there are promenades with the network.

House and I are ogres. Where are you?

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[intheblanks]

house maybe. no need to tar yourself with the same brush.

we're setting up the warehouse to take people in. Anemone who doesn't want to be caught up in this. Anemone who has been and wants a break.

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[dignity_misery]

[...There is really only one person who asks her that question...]

They took my garrote.


[...Someone is failing to take this situation seriously.]

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at least they didn't give it back to you.

have you picked sides?

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[as_damaged]

five letters, ends in y, something you are not.

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ugly -y?

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[vicodincrutch]

Ernie's friend Bert?

Safe. All thinks considered.

What are you doing with my friend Jerry Wachawski?

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not going to ask what he's doing with me? i'm just borrowing his wi-fi.

if you need somewhere more secure than the apartment, i'm at saya's warehouse.