sparks ™ oo1 ( video )

[repulsors]

[ so he's just going to hop right on and start blabbering. ]

Yeah, gonna have to say that this? Noooot really the best idea you jokers could have had. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm..kind of a big deal. [ who hasn't heard of him. what blasphemy is this. everyone should have heard of him. ] Y'know, saved the world and all? I mean, it was sort of a package deal with some other guys, but let's be real here. I did a lot of the, uh. Heavy lifting.

[ ...yeah that's not really something he wants to remember right now why did he say that. his breathing picks up just a little bit, but he manages to keep control. so he disguises it as a sigh, waving a hand and sitting back. DISTRACTION DANCE. ]

That's not to say that the others weren't great too, I mean; Cupid and Fabio weren't too shabby, not to mention the old man and the warrior princess. Banner was pretty spectacular as well, and— What I mean to say is that I can be trouble all on my own, but the Jackson 5 might have a problem with me going missing.

[ not to mention his, y'know, girlfriend, who's probably flipping her shit right now. ]

So yeah, hey. If I could get a doctor's note or something, explaining that this time it's not my fault I'm gone, that'd be great. In the meantime --

[ it's not immediately apparent what he's doing, but he squints just a little as he begins tapping away at the device. after about ten seconds, he gets bored and stops. he is not pouting. it's a displeased scowl. he tosses the device onto the table (??? where is he that he has a table? the bar, of course) in front of him, and the voice comes in a little distant then. ]

-- yeah, not impressed. What else y'got? C'mon. Blow me away.


[ooc; at work, so tags might be a little spotty, but I couldn't help myself. here's this jerk. c:]

Comments

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[not_like_the_rest]

Who the fuck are you, Princess? [because maybe someone not knowing will BLOW HIM AWAY! Also totally not impressed.]

[tangledintower]

[Oh, hey Tony. Rapunzel remembers you from the last times you were here.]

Welcome back, Mr. Stark!

[She grins at him a little. Tony is cool in her book, he's smart and he let her cater a whole party once. Though the smile falls a little bit. Being new in the City always sort of sucks.]

Right, right, introductions. I'm Rapunzel, you're in the City, it's sort of a pocket universe, and there's no leaving...sorry...
[She didn't make the rules, she's just being forced into following them, like everybody else.]

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[asofwar]

This is no joke.

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[repulsors]

[ wow hey what hey already with the namecalling, he can't decide if he admires the bravado or hates you for calling him princess. maaaybe a ltitle impressed. ]

Lemme guess, country bumpkin? Something like that? Thought they would have heard of me out in the boonies too, but I guess word can't really travel that fast.

Tony Stark. Iron Man? Ring any bells here? Come on. You're hurting my feelings.

[punchedhitler]

Tony.

[repulsors]

....

[ interesting. also not what he would have expected. ]

Yknow, truth be told, not really the type of thing I would have expected to hear you say. [ you're so...blonde. and smiley. right. judging books by their covers. not something he should do. ]

You said "welcome back." What- are you saying I've been here before? Think I'd remember it if I had.

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[repulsors]

Are you sure about that? I mean, I'm not laughing either, but hey. Some people have a bad sense of humor.

[repulsors]

Cap. Long time no see.

[ not really, but ]

[punchedhitler]

How long?

[repulsors]

Week or two, at the most. Maybe a month. Interesting question though, care to share with the class?

[punchedhitler]

Time works differently here. I've been here almost two years.

[repulsors]

Two years. Really. Huh.

[ that's definitely not what he was expecting. ]

What've you been doing with yourself the entire time? Can't really imagine there's a lot to do here.

[tangledintower]

[She nods, shrugging a bit.]

Well, to be fair, I don't really understand how the whole 'pocket universe' thing works...

That's part of the thing I don't understand. People come here and they leave, but sometimes they come back, and when they do, they don't always remember being here before. I catered a party for you one time, and I think you used to be friends with my friend Charlie.

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[not_like_the_rest]

Aww, how sad for you, Princess. [That is now his nick name forever.] Suck it up, buttercup, because this world isn't made to kiss your ass. [SMILE~]

Short version of this is shit you've landed in? You're now stuck in a world that's not yours. So no, Princess, I've never heard of you. [Going to insult you as many times as she can? YES.]

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[subecho]

Stand very still, and I shall aim blow.

[missrosetyler]

Saved the world you say? Well join the club, mate. Don't think this place really gives perks for that though.

[butmyipod]

Oh my god you're Tony Stark.

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[exaltate]

[ Someone who talks more than Owain ...she never thought she'd see the day. At least, his speech seems somewhat less exaggerated. For now, at least. ]

A warrior with such claims shouldn't be so hasty to judge his situation, but if you're truly as good as you say, be prepared to take action. The City stirs often and never rests, and as some might have told you already, there is no way out.

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[yourlastdance]

Aw, have you finished waxing poetic about yourself? I was rather impressed for a moment, there!

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[doeswhathewants]

Whoa, hey, Tony Stark. Are you here to save us, Mister Man of Iron?

[skintoskin]

[Hey, Stark. Have the 'stark' face of the not-impressed.]

What the fuck are you smoking?

[punchedhitler]

Heading up the police force. There's plenty to do then.

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[asofwar]

You will soon learn that no-one laughs at jokes played on us here.

[paving]

You saved the world? That's pretty impressive! How did that happen?

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[destinedtobeunpopular]

[ Wow, slow down with your ego. ]

You're not the first who's "a big deal" here. Don't think that'll do you any good.