( v i d e o 27 )

[studmuffin]

I object -. [ Stiles' voice sounds kind of strained but when the camera lifts to his face he looks as okay as he ever is. Panicked but not exactly harmed. Of course the baseball bat ( weapon of choice, hands down ) across his shoulder is covered in a slick and sickly kind of fluid. That might be a bit of a giveaway in regards to what exactly caused that pitch in his voice.

If you're a part of the City, then what he's been bashing is pretty obvious. ] I object to the Deities using Tim Burton as their spirit guide. [ Shoes squelching as he moves out of the building line, back towards where his jeep is. The noise makes his face spasm in horror. ] No wait, violently opposed. That sounds better.

[ Slithering sounds from his right and he sighs. ] Anyone got any slugicide?

Comments

voice;

[hates_most_things]

This is so gross. I don't know what to do with them, I'm sitting on my counter beating them off with a frying pan and they ate my super awesome giraffe lamp. Ugh, I need Andy. He's supposed to kill gross things for me. We're married, it's his job.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

[ Lifting a filthy hand up close enough for the feed to pick up, smeared in and dripping with ooze, Clint makes a face to match Stiles' objective tone. ]

Yeah, try yanking arrow after arrow out of those things. Contrary to popular belief, the quiver doesn't refill magically. [ But if Stark ever puts in an appearance, he's seriously considering the idea of begging him to find a way. ] Need back-up or you good?

[lupusalpha]

[He comes up a few minutes after this post, his nose curling from the smell]

You hurt?

[paving]

They seem to really like you.

voice;

[studmuffin]

You had a super awesome giraffe lamp? [ Wait, Stilinski. Focus. ]

Uh - I take it your husband isn't in the City, right?

[ Video ]

[studmuffin]

Derek.

[ He doesn't need to explain. That one syllable means he's got something bigger and scarier than sandworms with him. ] Ew, gross. I bet it's even more awful going out than it is going in, huh?

[studmuffin]

Nah.

[ A little bruised from tripping over himself getting away but. ] Gross, huh?

[studmuffin]

That's me - King of the Slime.

[lupusalpha]

To say the least.

[He's wrinkling his nose.]

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

[ He's still undecided about Derek, but it's not really his place to say anything, and Stiles is still in one piece. ]

That about sums it up. Even worse when the things are still wriggling.

[studmuffin]

Awh look, that's cute.

[ Sarcasm. But your face. ]

[lupusalpha]

What are you talking about?

[studmuffin]

[ He wrinkles his own nose, like that's going to give him any answers. ]

Your face.

[ Video ]

[studmuffin]

No don't, I'm gonna be sick.

[ He's not, but protesting it is fun. ]

[lupusalpha]

What about it.

[studmuffin]

Wow, now you're just fishing for compliments.

[ Moving out of the alley. ]

[lupusalpha]

Come on.

[He is rolling his eyes, damn it, Stiles.]

[studmuffin]

You know, meteors bringing giant slug things isn't the weirdest thing that's ever happened and that's saying something.

[ He thinks the kanima is winning. ]

[lupusalpha]

[A snort]

To say the least.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

You need to get yourself a strong stomach, no wonder you can't hold your liquor.

[paving]

If you could call off your minions, that would be great.

[studmuffin]

One day we're going to have a normal day. [ Stomping as he bitches. ] Where nobody gets maimed. Or nothing explodes.

[ Video ]

[studmuffin]

Hey.

[ Unimpressed face. ] So can.

[lupusalpha]

Don't hope so hard.

[studmuffin]

One of us has to be the optimistic one!