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"Horizon" Janine Farehouse ([personal profile] pterosaur) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 08:35 pm

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Sooo... step one in finding romantic company in the saurian world is finding something of your species.

This can be harder than it sounds, but fortunately, a lot of 'em have species-specific traits or markings. Some are really only visible in the ultraviolet range, so if you can't see that color, pay more attention to crests and feet and hope for the best. Your males might look different from your females, but fortunately they tend to associate with each other. Observation generally pays off in the end.

Once you're reasonably sure you've found someone, and they're not horribly marred by tick infestations or fungi or something... Step two is getting them to like you. Get to hanging around them. Give them food. If they let you hang around without biting you too hard, good sign. If they eat the food, better sign. If they bring you food themselves, the situation is ideal.

Just a note, though, humans will give and receive food from things other than prospective mates and relatives, so adjust your expectations when they're around.

Being brightly colored helps. Being healthy helps. Apparently, acting like no normal member of your species helps, too; hanging around predators and so on, but be careful about that. No prospective mate is worth getting killed to impress.

[She's... not actually cursed, or she'd be admitting that this is almost everything she knows on the topic.]

[personal profile] leathered 2012-01-24 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That's practically my life you're describing. Just ask Rose sometime.

[personal profile] leathered 2012-01-25 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just the queen of romantic advice today, eh? Maybe you should have a column.

[personal profile] leathered 2012-01-27 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Why not, indeed? Maybe someone will find themselves a partner from your advice. Stranger things have happened.