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[asofwar]

[As the meteor showers begin to terrorize those on the streets, up pops a very useful video (not useful at all), courtesy of your friendly Aesir (super friendly!).]

It seems the timing to leave the forest could not have been more fortunate. [Yeah, see, Thor? She's got good ideas, so let's put that pout away.] I take it we truly have landed in the middle of a rebellion. Where do your loyalties lie, in this case?

[A pause.] And -

How does one communicate privately on these devices, if the need arises?

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[coldchaos]

[Ow. That crunch is his face making an impression against the wall. But he's turning and dropping for a leg sweep.]

[asofwar]

[So. In the middle of falling and grabbing for him, something hideous happens. She-

- laughs.

And then aims a kick to his crotch OOPS.]

[coldchaos]

[And then Loki just fell over. On Sif.

He lay there, reevaluating his life choices.]

[asofwar]

[And Sif, having no hurt family jewels to groan over, is free to roll him on his back and get up.

Who's kneeling/lying on the floor now, dick?]

[coldchaos]

You are a horrible person.

[He's just going to groan and lay there.]

[asofwar]

I fight fire with fire.

[Aesir for: 'look who's talking.']

[coldchaos]

Shall I kick you in yours, then?

[Just laying there.]

[asofwar]

Move, and I will do it again.

[coldchaos]

Then I shall only lay here and consider giving you male parts that you might experience it.

[In so much pain.]

[asofwar]

Oh, please. [Whatever. Whatever.

She walks to the kitchen, stepping over broken furniture and cushions and such, and fills up a glass of water which she then takes to set next to his head.]

Are you done, or should we try to take down another wall?