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[yourbestguysgun]

[ Bucky's at his desk down at the precinct. The video scans over it for a moment, the piles of paperwork he hasn't done yet, that dumb framed photo of Steve punching Hitler, the gun. It stays at the last object for a beat too long before it swings up to Sergeant Barnes' frowning face. ]

So it's come to my attention that some of you jerks think you're allowed a peice of Captain America. [ Mouth twisting in a way that is uncharacteristic. ] Well, I'm here to clue you in. You can't. 'Cause he's mine.

[ Letting that sink in for a minute. ] So you're gonna have to think real hard about talking t'him next time. He's taken. By me. [ Giving the camera the evil eye. ] And I've got swell aim.

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[not_like_the_rest]

Swell aim with what? [Johanna is bored and feels like poking the fires.] Your dick?

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ Thankfully the curse is more what is mine and not overshare so he's not about to tell her of his sex life. ]

you blind or something? you didn't see the pistol? what did you think i meant.

[text]SOB, i didn't have my glasses on and missed the gun orz. statement still stands

[not_like_the_rest]

Like I said, your dick. [Such fun poking the fires!]

[punchedhitler]

I'm....what?

Bucky, are you all right?

[yourbestguysgun]

Sure I am.

[ Pausing to look up at him. Nothing about this situation feels weird to him. ] Are you?

[punchedhitler]

[Looking back down at him, determining what's going on here.]

I'm-

Why did you put that up about me?

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[subecho]

At ease. We do not wish to see the friend Commander in but one piece.

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ Narrowing his eyes slightly.

Oh Thor, he wanted to be your bro. ] I bet you do.

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[subecho]

[ Oh, no. ]

You may... be he... who keeps the piece.

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[anunluckypenny]

Are you okay there, Bucky? Steve's okay, right?

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[yourbestguysgun]

M'fine, Penny. [ Flashing a grin. ] Steve's a-okay too.

[ No, he's not being weird, of course not. He's just making sure the City is very aware of his standing on the matter. ]

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[anunluckypenny]

Alright. Good.

[Because it really sounded like Bucky was threatening to gun people down on Steve's behalf...]

You're not... you know, planning on shooting anyone, right?

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[asofwar]

[Well. Well. Soldiers and their wartime romances; those are the tough and needy ones. Her eyebrows raise at the 'swell aim' comment, interest piqued.]

Are invitations to dinner also forbidden?

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[yourbestguysgun]

Depends on if dinner's the only thing you're after. [ >| ]

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[asofwar]

No salmon for either you then?

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[hexuality]

[Carefully,]

Alright, did someone accidentally flirt?

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[yourbestguysgun]

No.

[ Wait. ] Who was it? [ WHO DOES HE HAVE TO KILL? ]

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[hexuality]

[als;kfa;lsk]

No one!

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... Oh my.

[He spots the punching Hitler photo though and smirks]

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[yourbestguysgun]

Just 'cause we're friends don't mean I won't shoot you too.

[ He knows you want to tap his boy. ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

What about a threesome? This way he's still yours. You and he could 'teach' me a lesson...

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[bettercallit]

[ He's on the same floor of the same building, legs just visible to be up on the corner of his desk as he sits comfortable aloof in the chair, and yet he's being lazy switching on the video. ]

Not sure Rogers'd love you shooting down targets on his behalf, buddy.

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ Barton, don't make him come over there and tip you on the floor. ]

He needs someone t'do it.

voice; I know this is ridiculously late you can ignore me if you'd rather! orz

[defies_reason]

Well, lucky you.

voice; no this is totally fine 8D

[yourbestguysgun]

Yeah.

[ A huff. ] Guess I am.