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[stelecharm]

If something falls off, what are the odds that it'll be back where it should be come morning? I've become dependent upon having all of my fingers and toes.

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[untilitkillsyou]

Now that's a question I've never heard before. I wouldn't have a clue.

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[stelecharm]

It's not exactly something I ever thought I'd need to ask, but frostbite will make someone go there.

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[theonewhodied]

If you're alive, it's probably gone for good.

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[stelecharm]

That's not what I was hoping to hear.

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[theonewhodied]

Did you want me to temporarily soothe your fears with lies, then?

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[stelecharm]

I'd know you were lying, so it seems pointless.

[skintoskin]

Should I ask what fell off?

[stelecharm]

Get your mind out of the gutter. [ Even though he's smirking because clearly that's where his mind went. ] Nothing yet, but my toes are starting to become worryingly blue.

[skintoskin]

[He laughs.]

Why should I?

[His mind likes the gutter...]

Stop looking at your toes and put socks on.

[stelecharm]

Covering them up isn't going to make them any the less blue, and it won't make me forget that there's something very wrong down there.

[ Still, even he can appreciate a dirty mind from time to time. ]

[skintoskin]

Just trying to think of ways to warm you up, man.

[He can think of a few, naturally...]

[stelecharm]

[ He doesn't doubt that he can. ]

I appreciate it. Something tells me this is more a curse side-effect that's not going to be so easy.

[skintoskin]

[Neil shrugs and lights a cigarette.]

Curses suck. Side-effects suck, too, but the actual curse... sucks harder...

[stelecharm]

It involves a lot of sucking, I'm starting to see a pattern.

[skintoskin]

Ha-ha. You get it though, right?

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[confined_to_briah]

It's remarkable that you can type.

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[stelecharm]

My toes are the more pressing problem.

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[brobeforehos]

What the hell, Jace?

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[stelecharm]

That stupid dragon breathed on my foot and now my toes are itching to drop off.

[ He loves that dragon, not that he'll admit it. ]

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[brobeforehos]

Oh, my god - yeah, we need to find some way to train Chicken, before that happens more.


Your poor toesies.

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[stelecharm]

Do you think there's a guide in the library?

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[brobeforehos]

Sure? It might start with 'haha you dumbasses' but there might be one.

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[stelecharm]

I'm told there's a movie. We should work in some culture while we're here, what do you think?

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[brobeforehos]

So we should watch the movie?

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[stelecharm]

I doubt it'll be helpful, but it'll kill time.

text; I GOT MY MOVIES MIXED

[brobeforehos]

Alright, plan approved.

text; THEY SHOULD TOTALLY ALL WATCH TWILIGHT ONE DAY.

[stelecharm]

It's a date. The sooner we tame the beast, the better I'll feel about keeping it around.

text; NO WELL MAYBE

[brobeforehos]

You mean the better you'll feel about liking him so much.

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[stelecharm]

Like is a strong word.

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[brobeforehos]

Feel affection towards him in a manly way?