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[untilitkillsyou]

Thinking of getting a dog. Is there any breed that's better than another? I'm not really all up on the dog breeds. I want something big, but not too big. I don't want something little.

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[unflagging]

How about a Heinz?

[untilitkillsyou]

A mixed breed? I'm not opposed to those, I hear they can be sweet depending on the mix.

[unflagging]

Yeah, sure--or, you know, as they say in coarser circles, a mutt. And, yeah, get the right mix and you're golden.

I'd just stay away from the mutts that they give cute names to. Like "labradoodles" and "yorkipoos."

[untilitkillsyou]

I will never use those names. Ever.

[unflagging]

A wise man. I salute you.

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[trenchknives]

I've got a Boston Terrier. I'd kinda advise against that. He's kinda a jerk.

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[untilitkillsyou]

I'll keep that in mind. Does he chew a lot of stuff or just a grumpy ass?

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[trenchknives]

He's a grumpy ass, 'n he's one of those insidious fuckers that acts real nice to everyone except his owner, so when I take him out everybody coos over him and thinks he's the cutest damn thing, and when I get back home, he goes nuts and starts chewin' on my socks.

[dropkick]

We have a corgi, but that's on the smaller [ and fatter ] side.

What's 'too big' in your book? Beethoven?