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[yourlastdance]

Well hello, City. [Inigo is seated at a table at an outdoor café, the device propped against a salt shaker. He gives the screen a smile and a tiny salute.] I do hope I’m using this thing correctly, otherwise I’m about to feel at least ten degrees of stupid in the very near future. But it pains me to imagine such a pretty girl would steer me false! Even if she did seem a bit preoccupied…I don’t necessarily object to brisk treatment, mind, but the details are everything.

[ TEA BREAK. This tea is delish.]

Now, where was I?

[Pause. Pauuuuuuuse.]

Ah! My name is Inigo. It isn’t often that I find myself whisked away to strange new lands with nary a warning- and by often I mean mostly never, and by mostly I just mean never. Unless time travel counts.

Regardless! [Gosh, this tea is so great.] I could use some company, and there must be a lovely lass out there who wouldn’t mind a cup of tea with old Inigo?

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[ Video ]

[yourlastdance]

[Give him a minute or two for more histrionics, Jace. He'll be back after he's settled down.


...which is like. Now. DO IGNORE THE TEAR STAINS uuugghhhh his life. Just going to paste on a sunny smile.]


When I said long, I should've mentioned sad, as well- the tale might not prove to be as entertaining as you expect.

[ Video ]

[stelecharm]

[ Laughing, Jace bats his eyelashes. ]

Please tell me they have sarcasm where you come from or I'll be severally disappointed in the world.

[ Because he's not giving off desperate, Jace just likes to wind people up like the ass he can be.

Sobering. ] I guess I'll let you wriggle your way out of telling it if you're going to get emotional.

[ Video ]

[yourlastdance]

[YOU JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK.]

Oh, well played. But formidable as your devilry is, I won't fall for it a second time. [except he most likely will]

[he sighs, but still maintains a smile, though it's a little more somber.] We went back in an attempt to erase the future we knew from existence.

[ Video ]

[stelecharm]

[ He can be very convincing when he wants to be. ]

I'm still bored enough to play along if the urge ever strikes. [ He's not playing around this time, but still. ] I guess the future's not all that where you're from then?

[ Video ]

[yourlastdance]

You'll be the first to know when it does. Which is approximately never. [Such a peach you are, Jace.]

If by all that you mean full of death and despair!

[ Video ]

[stelecharm]

I know a little something about death and despair. Actually, I know quite a lot about it.