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[orangetoughguy]

What's more important:

- tail
- mane
- horn
- wings

Comments

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[whitetwoguns]

...are you fucking kidding me.

[whitetwoguns]

Important.

[orangetoughguy]

Why would I be kidding?

[whitetwoguns]

Is this important to life? To your life? To someone else's life? What kind of important.

Sounds like some sort of donkey show shit from the outside.

[orangetoughguy]

This is important to my android ponycorn's life.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... In what context?

[whitetwoguns]

The last three words of that sentence do not make sense. You know that right.

[bedsidemanners]

Important to what, precisely, a pegasus?

[Though come to think of it, those don't have horns.]

[orangetoughguy]

You're driving an android horse, you've gotta run an obstacle course.

[orangetoughguy]

The pegasus thing comes about halfway through so yeah I think that counts.

[orangetoughguy]

You don't play games you wouldn't understand.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Uh... Can you use the wings...?

[bedsidemanners]

What are you even trying to accomplish?

[orangetoughguy]

Uh huh. You can fly fast or fly at a cool easy going pace.

[orangetoughguy]

I gotta run the horse through an obstacle course. He's gotta jump and stuff.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Then I'd go for the wings. You can skip most of the obstacles that way.

[bedsidemanners]

... Is this something you're taking bets on?

[orangetoughguy]

Here's the catch. Some of the obstacles are cliffs and shit, low ceilings. If you fly too high or too fast you're gonna crash.

[orangetoughguy]

...I could.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Hmmm... What good are the other things then?

[orangetoughguy]

The horn helps you break through stuff like stars and rock giants. The tail's supposed to control your speed, kind of like a rudder.

[He has in fact found the City version of Robot Unicorn Attack, aka. Android Ponycorn Stampede.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

And you can only pick one?

[That is an amazing name.]

[orangetoughguy]

Well, you can have them all, sure, but you need to have the points to get it. You can't get it all at once, you gotta go one at a time. You gotta think about what you need right away.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'd... go for the horn then. It sounds useful.

[orangetoughguy]

...You ever play?