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[steleheart]

did anyone wake up feeling a little ... weird today?

[ And can she hide until tomorrow? Hence the text. ]

( ooc: all responses will be coming from 63runes. )

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[brobeforehos]

...are you a boy?

[longaevus]

Clary? Are you alright?

[63runes]

i can sense your glee through the door :C

[63runes]

i think i've been cursed. i woke up today and i'm. a boy. yeah i'm a boy.

[brobeforehos]

I haven't even made a sound!! How are you though, do you feel uncomfortable? You can show your face, I'm sure it's a very handsome face.

[longaevus]

[ I'm sorry, what? ] Oh my. Aside from that, how do you feel? Is there anything else amiss? [ She'll come back to that bit ]

[63runes]

it's not my face tho.

[ But still, she thumps her head against the door and curls her hand around the knob, peeking around the corner. ] Don't laugh.

[63runes]

apart from everything being different. no i'm ok. this is just weird for me.

[brobeforehos]

Oh, as if I honestly would. [She's predictably standing there, a few feet away from the bathroom door, not a trace of judgement on her face.]

You're very pretty. [Pause.] That's the second time today I've said that to someone.

[63runes]

[ At least she sleeps in Jace's shirts, right? ]

This is so ... [ Looking down at herself. She has stupid hairy legs and knobbly knees and even as a guy she can't rid of her freckles. Great. ] I feel weird.

[brobeforehos]

[It could be worse! She could've woken up with morning wood? Mae tries not to contribute with that.]

Not surprising, considering how it's not your body you're maneuvering around...but it'll pass, at least.

[63runes]

[ She has a penis. That's just several thousand levels of wrong. ]

Boys are weird. How do they even walk?

[stelecharm]

Bad Chinese weird?

[brobeforehos]

I think you're supposed to tuck to the side... [She's not an expert on walking with a penis, okay.]

I could text someone for instructions.

[63runes]

[ Have a look of horror. ] Tuck it?

[63runes]

i'm staying in this room until midnight. dont come in

[brobeforehos]

I mean, not like with tape, but - [She makes some weird gestures here, as if adjusting an invisible wand to the right of her crotch.

This is by far the weirdest thing she's mimed.] You know. To walk without it waggling?

[stelecharm]

You should know that telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more.

[ She seemed fine when he snuck out of the apartment in the early hours, so he's already on his way home to see what changed. ]

[63runes]

:( trust me this is weird youre probably safer not seeing.

[ Because she is a man. ]

[63runes]

[ Her straight face lasts for a half a second before Clary has to lean against the wall to laugh. ]

By the angel, why is this my life?

[brobeforehos]

[WELL AT LEAST SHE'S LAUGHING? She laughs too, a little embarrassed by her own gestures now.]

Please let's agree to not tell anyone how I did that.

[stelecharm]

Define weird.

I'm on my way home with food to entice you out with.

[63runes]

i woke up and i'm a boy?

is that weird enough?

[63runes]

It'd be the worst conversation anyway. [ Voice lifting. ] Today Mae taught me how to tuck in my new penis, yay me.

[brobeforehos]

Unexpertly taught me. [Very unexpertly. She laughs a bit.]

Have you had to...erm, well. Pee?