steleheart: (she hid around corners)
( clary ғray | тнe мorтal ιnѕтrυмenтѕ ) ([personal profile] steleheart) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-05-20 09:28 pm

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did anyone wake up feeling a little ... weird today?

[ And can she hide until tomorrow? Hence the text. ]

( ooc: all responses will be coming from [personal profile] 63runes. )
brobeforehos: (yeah i got this)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
...are you a boy?
longaevus: (18)

[personal profile] longaevus 2013-05-20 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Clary? Are you alright?
63runes: (pic#6206957)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i can sense your glee through the door :C
63runes: (pic#6206957)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
i think i've been cursed. i woke up today and i'm. a boy. yeah i'm a boy.
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't even made a sound!! How are you though, do you feel uncomfortable? You can show your face, I'm sure it's a very handsome face.
longaevus: (48)

[personal profile] longaevus 2013-05-20 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ I'm sorry, what? ] Oh my. Aside from that, how do you feel? Is there anything else amiss? [ She'll come back to that bit ]
63runes: (M)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not my face tho.

[ But still, she thumps her head against the door and curls her hand around the knob, peeking around the corner. ] Don't laugh.
63runes: (N)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
apart from everything being different. no i'm ok. this is just weird for me.
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, as if I honestly would. [She's predictably standing there, a few feet away from the bathroom door, not a trace of judgement on her face.]

You're very pretty. [Pause.] That's the second time today I've said that to someone.
63runes: (J)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At least she sleeps in Jace's shirts, right? ]

This is so ... [ Looking down at herself. She has stupid hairy legs and knobbly knees and even as a guy she can't rid of her freckles. Great. ] I feel weird.
brobeforehos: (tense)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[It could be worse! She could've woken up with morning wood? Mae tries not to contribute with that.]

Not surprising, considering how it's not your body you're maneuvering around...but it'll pass, at least.
63runes: (I)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She has a penis. That's just several thousand levels of wrong. ]

Boys are weird. How do they even walk?
stelecharm: ([Jace] Side-eyeing)

[personal profile] stelecharm 2013-05-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad Chinese weird?
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're supposed to tuck to the side... [She's not an expert on walking with a penis, okay.]

I could text someone for instructions.
63runes: (C)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Have a look of horror. ] Tuck it?
63runes: (J)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm staying in this room until midnight. dont come in
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, not like with tape, but - [She makes some weird gestures here, as if adjusting an invisible wand to the right of her crotch.

This is by far the weirdest thing she's mimed.]
You know. To walk without it waggling?
stelecharm: ([Jace] Worried)

[personal profile] stelecharm 2013-05-20 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You should know that telling me not to do something makes me want to do it more.

[ She seemed fine when he snuck out of the apartment in the early hours, so he's already on his way home to see what changed. ]
63runes: (A)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
:( trust me this is weird youre probably safer not seeing.

[ Because she is a man. ]
63runes: (K)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her straight face lasts for a half a second before Clary has to lean against the wall to laugh. ]

By the angel, why is this my life?
brobeforehos: (playful)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL AT LEAST SHE'S LAUGHING? She laughs too, a little embarrassed by her own gestures now.]

Please let's agree to not tell anyone how I did that.

stelecharm: ([Jace] A  look)

[personal profile] stelecharm 2013-05-20 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Define weird.

I'm on my way home with food to entice you out with.
63runes: (E)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
i woke up and i'm a boy?

is that weird enough?
63runes: (J)

[personal profile] 63runes 2013-05-20 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd be the worst conversation anyway. [ Voice lifting. ] Today Mae taught me how to tuck in my new penis, yay me.
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-20 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Unexpertly taught me. [Very unexpertly. She laughs a bit.]

Have you had to...erm, well. Pee?

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