(lady) "just a flesh wound" sif (
asofwar) wrote in
poly_chromatic2013-05-10 09:40 pm
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[So, Sif has had the device figured out for a while now, but she's been too busy being stubbornly independent and also camping out in the forest with Thor because rent, what is that; Aesir don't pay rent. But she's had about enough after almost a week of hunting and fishing and sleeping on grass. She's a lady, too.
So, she uses the device to broadcast to whomever gets the message - everyone, as it turns out.]
My greetings, people of this strange land. I am the Lady Sif, of Asgard.
[From somewhere behind her, further into the forest, come the sounds of a serious struggle, a fight between beast and man. She continues nonpulsed.]
Though the forest here offers plenty of sustenance, there comes a time when sleeping under the stars is less reminiscent of youth's days long past, and more closely resembling an unnecessary sacrifice.
[She's making an effort to ignore the sounds of wrestling behind them, still.] I would be grateful for any information on what one needs to do for a warm bed and a warm meal in this place. There is no need to specify the rest - I know that you call this the City, a helpful mortal told me, just as he told me there was no way out. [A beat; she almost looks displeased there, but she's walked it off.]
If we must linger here until we find our exit, then I would not have us do it in the wild. We are civilized. [A wild roar interrupts, follows by laughter. Sif sighs.] Now excuse me, for I must go and finish off dinner.
[ooc; If you've guessed that it's Thor wrestling a bear somewhere, it's because he is. He is wrestling the bear, for salmon. (Permisson from player, et all.) Anyway - give some Aesir a loving home, City? (Loki need not apply.)]
So, she uses the device to broadcast to whomever gets the message - everyone, as it turns out.]
My greetings, people of this strange land. I am the Lady Sif, of Asgard.
[From somewhere behind her, further into the forest, come the sounds of a serious struggle, a fight between beast and man. She continues nonpulsed.]
Though the forest here offers plenty of sustenance, there comes a time when sleeping under the stars is less reminiscent of youth's days long past, and more closely resembling an unnecessary sacrifice.
[She's making an effort to ignore the sounds of wrestling behind them, still.] I would be grateful for any information on what one needs to do for a warm bed and a warm meal in this place. There is no need to specify the rest - I know that you call this the City, a helpful mortal told me, just as he told me there was no way out. [A beat; she almost looks displeased there, but she's walked it off.]
If we must linger here until we find our exit, then I would not have us do it in the wild. We are civilized. [A wild roar interrupts, follows by laughter. Sif sighs.] Now excuse me, for I must go and finish off dinner.
[ooc; If you've guessed that it's Thor wrestling a bear somewhere, it's because he is. He is wrestling the bear, for salmon. (Permisson from player, et all.) Anyway - give some Aesir a loving home, City? (Loki need not apply.)]

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AWESOME
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Muaahaha
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fuck. you.
Ew Sif, dats gross.
not literally she would nevereverever
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[The corners of his mouth twitch up like he wants to laugh. Then his nose wrinkles.]
I cannot even imagine the smell of you both. How savage and uncivil the Aesir are.
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[Get off your high chair.]
More uncivil of you to sniff us.
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action? bear?? idek???
And he brings along a very dazed bear on a makeshift leash, crafted from his own belt. ]
A hard fight.
[ ...he's trying for a smile aimed at the bea, but it seems half his face is no longer. Quite. Operational. From all the bruising. ]
Did you not think so, friend?
[ The bear is apparently too busy pondering its life and its choices to reply. ]
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She doesn't care about her rep if it's Loki who judges it, but come on how is he classyer right now??]
Could you not have fished elsewhere? Or simply slain it?
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action bear, at a supermarket near you!
action bear, the gift every child should get
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[It's a stupid greeting but it's what he's got.]
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Captain Steve Rogers.
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Hello, Lady Sif. I'm Charlie. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Charlie - greetings and well met.
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You could always build a cabin in the woods.
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Um. No bears, though. Sorry.
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To whom do I owe gratitude?
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[ Terrified. ]
[ Definitely terrified. ]
...Wh-what's that noise?
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Man and animal in -
[ The bear roooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrs. ]
- great kinship!
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Anyone direct you to the welcome center yet?
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[So sue him, he's disappointed.]
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[Don't worry, doctah, don't worry. Eventually she'll need stitches from bear. Or Loki.]
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Uh...well, since you're not human and all, you could stay in the Temple if you wanted. It's got a nice magical signature, feels a lot like back home for me, but I don't know where you're from.
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Oh hey, you guys are hunting? I can help.
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[She looks back into the forest, before returning her gaze to the screen.] It appears the hunt was no hunt at all. Would that it were, there would be less mouths to feed.
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[She'll send over a map with it marked!]
Hopefully your stay here will be swift and simple, Sif-san. But...what is that sound?
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The sound of man and bear, struggling for nourishment.
And I thank you, but - san?
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