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[His voice is deeper than the pale, bruised visage would indicate. Velvety and with the slightest hint of disdain, he speaks while looking away from the device.] Certainly not where I expected to arrive, and yet I can hardly hold grudge for any that would thwart the will of Odin and by extension, the wants of Thor. Hail and well met, I am Loki- [There’s an awkward pause, echoing empty to him where something else was meant to go. Once ‘Odinson’ might have filled that silence, or not even that long ago ‘of Asgard.’

But now.

What is there now.

There is nothing. He is of Nowhere and son of None. He is Loki and Loki is alone.]

The only complaint I would lodge is against the accommodations. Really. This how you treat visiting royalty, with no difference in deference between the extraordinary and the mundane? [There’s a cool amusement to his voice, but a knife’s edge sharpness, Loki intends to give nothing away to anyone. At least not for free.]

Equality is by and large overrated as one of the masses. [The amusement here is genuine, and then over.]

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[ Man, Serrure was so much cooler than older Loki. ]

Royalty was big last year. You're gonna need a new delivery.

[Of course he was. This Loki is far more cruel.]

According to whom?

The internet.

[ Shrug. ] I mean, you'd probably need to be pregnant now. That's how Kate did it. [ Please don't be pregnant. Please. ]

The mortal tool of massive time wasting? I am familiar.

[Just the most disdainful arching of brows.] Perhaps the basics of biology have escaped you, women bear children, men sire them. Unless you've some interesting arrangement that I do not care to know of.

I'm not into mpreg. [ Pulling such a face. ]

So I guess you don't remember creeping up the place a handful of times before, huh? Cool. This is the City. Try not to break it.

Mpreg? [Stiles, no, do not teach him the ways of the internet. (Yes, do!)]

I have not been to this... realm before. Nor have I desire to break it. How useful it might prove to be.

You know male pregnancy, butt babies. [ Eyebrow wriggle. I hope you like mortal weirdos Loki. ]

You have. Like ... maybe three times? Sometimes people come back and they don't remember.

Butt babies? [Eyebrows in his hair, Stiles.] This is a true happening amongst mortals?

No place would have such a power as to make me forget when I did not wish to.

Edited 2013-05-04 15:06 (UTC)

[ As filmed by Token Fanboy Daddy D, the most hostile of hisses - ]

...Loki.

[ And now, a swift recovery, because greetings are always merry and due! ]

Brother. It gladdens me to know you well.

[ It gladdens him so well, apparently, that you can hear Mjölnir quite suddenly discharge slow bursts of electricity. ]

[ And now that we've been civil - ]

You turned the Tesseract in the wrong direction.

[He curses himself internally for mentioning Thor's name, as though doing so has brought down the thunder, so to speak.]

No. [How are you even here?]

And I am not your brother. [Thor, he will kill you. Or if not, he will jab small, pointy things into your exposed skin.]

[..... and just]

You over large, bumbling cur. I did nothing of the sort. It was likely your father's failing magics that dropped us here.

Ah, but if only they had dropped you elsewhere and left me to this place in peace.

Edited 2013-05-04 15:34 (UTC)

The All-Father knows no such failing.

It was your hand. It was too weak to turn the right way.

Or perhaps your own, too inept to plan even a trip to the toilet without tripping over your own feet.

On the other hand, your father is not at his best. Weak. Perhaps to die any day now, if we are in luck.

...in luck.

Oho. Did I hit a nerve?

We do not play this game, Loki.

...come. You have returned use to your hands and your legs. It is time.

Ah. You cannot leave if I do not aide you.

And I, well, I have no intention of returning to Asgard.

It seems we are at an impasse.

But, you have been here for quite some time!

....have I?

[ To fuck with Loki or not to fuck with Loki, that is the question. ] It's a possibility.

Also yeah, sorry bro but it has happened.

I ask the once kindly. You know what comes after.

[Fuck with Loki. He can return it in kind later.]You know much of this.

Your word is all I have.

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