8 . VIDEO

[onset]

Of course it wasn't enough to keep me locked up in my own apartment for an entire weekend while my - double went around making me seem like a total fool. Someone had to go ahead and expose me even further with those ridiculous photographs, isn't that right?

I should get a bloody phone. Then I won't have to randomly yell for help at people who can't hear me from my window.

[Someone isn't happy. Which is a stark contrast to the last network post made by the Other Peter. Go figure.]

If I said anything to you, or if you've - seen something, please keep it to yourself. I really don't want to know. At all. For once I actually want to believe that ignorance is bliss.

[HUFF. Pause. One more thing:]

Where the hell has everyone gone?

Comments

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Oh... That was your double? He was very charming.

[onset]

I'm sure he was. And I'm sure I don't want to hear a single thing about it.

[majorcrotchgrab]

How sad that you're different from him...

[onset]

I'm sorry, am I supposed to feel offended somehow?

[majorcrotchgrab]

No. I was just hoping you'd have the same... tastes as he did.

[onset]

Excuse me?

[majorcrotchgrab]

We met up at the Wolf's Den. You know who that club caters to?

[onset]

[Oh, dear. He really doesn't want to hear this, does he.]

Yes, I've... been there before.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Really? Perhaps we should get a drink there sometime.

[onset]

You realize I'm probably nothing like him, don't you.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Maybe. But there's a chance you two share some traits.

[onset]

Such as?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Being pleasant company.

[onset]

I can only try to do that.

[No promises. Ever.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Trying is better than nothing.

[onset]

Is that right.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Don't you agree?

[onset]

Depends on what you're trying to accomplish. But that's just my opinion.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Testing the waters, in a way.