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[latenightfondue]

Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.

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[fe_male]

it's okay i'm feeling pretty. you know. 'fathered' regardless.

[latenightfondue]

You're expectations are much lower than I first anticipated, but I believe that's working in my favour.

[fe_male]

yeah probably.

[hexuality]

Maybe I should be glad I don't work as many hours at The Blue Light these days.

[latenightfondue]

I can't deny that I'm known for making somewhat of a mess, doll, but for you I would be on my best behaviour.

[hexuality]

So glad to know I'm special enough to get your bowels under control.

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[yourbestguysgun]

Leave your bowels off the network, pal.

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[latenightfondue]

I ain't the one that put 'em there, buddy.

[ Which is hard to believe, because even he had to think back and see if he did it whilst drunk the previous night. ]

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ He's laughing, he can't help himself. ]

Kinda sounds like something you'd say though, don't it?

[doeswhathewants]

Ew.

Awkward.

[latenightfondue]

Whoever hacked into my device and put that up there, pal, y'should be thankful. If it'd been left to me, the whole thing would'a been far more graphic.