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[steleheart]

well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.

[ Immediately after this, Clary's audio feed comes through. She sounds very embarassed. ] I hope we all know that today is a curse day and that didn't actually happen. [ Even though her boyfriend could probably jump three floors if he wanted and still ... well, she's not going there. ]

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[stelecharm]

Either there's a conversation that we need to have about this mysterious stranger you've let into your bed or you're dreaming with your eyes open again.

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[steleheart]

[ Part of her doesn't want to dignify that with an answer, her cheeks burning and her phone carefully held like it might betray her again. But it's Jace, and she can't really stop herself from replying.

Of course, that doesn't mean she can't be as quick as he is, sometimes. ]

jealousys an awful look on a person, even on you jace.

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[stelecharm]

Oh come on are you telling me you'd hate it if I got all claiming in front of your friends?

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[steleheart]

dont say that in front of mae. when i was what i was this weekend she tried to teach me about feminism.

plus id kick you.

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[stelecharm]

Did she find an affective method?

[ He might be letting his imagination run wild on that one. ]

You'd have to catch me first.

audio:

[charring]

This is another one I'm pretending I didn't see.

audio:

[steleheart]

I'm pretending I didn't type it. I thought about maybe just throwing my device out of the window but I know it won't work.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Stuff it in a drawer and walk away? That usually works for me.

audio:

[steleheart]

Jace is texting me.

[ Which y'know, she's sickeningly in love, what do you expect? ] And he's already asking me who my mystery man is, if I don't reply he'll probably start storming houses.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Oh, gosh. Yeah. Handle that and then hide the device.

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[bettercallit]

You're being safe, right?

[ Voice ]

[steleheart]

[ It takes a moment for her to actually reply because she's doing an embarassed hop up and down. It's not really good for her. ]

I -- we're not. It's a curse and I'm not even ... [ A breath. ] I didn't even mean to type that.

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[bettercallit]

[ He sounds calm, like it's no big deal, but if she's listening carefully enough he's holding back on the laughter. ]

It's a natural thing. No need to be embarrassed.

[ Voice ]

[steleheart]

It doesn't even sound like something I'd say!

[ Voice ]

[bettercallit]

Came from your phone. [ The shrug can practically be heard in his tone. ] Never answered the question.

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[brobeforehos]

I don't think it could happen, frankly.

video;

[steleheart]

[ Her face is practically on fire. ] Jace jumps off a lot of things and survives ... I don't know about the other bit though.

video;

[brobeforehos]

Well - you know. [She's siding with Jace on this one, Clary is adorable when embarrassed.] If you're looking for empirical proof.

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[steleheart]

I -- [ Blushing forever okay? ] I'm not sure I'd want Jace to jump off the balcony.

[ Also aren't first times supposed to be romantic? ]

video;

[brobeforehos]

I didn't mean seeking proof for the whole thing, Clary.

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[theassassin]

Impressive.

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[steleheart]

didnt happen

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[theassassin]

I believe you. I meant it's impressive when they do that.

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[steleheart]

make you tell lies to all your friends? yeah, i know. it's embarassing.

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[theassassin]

Yes, that's what I mean. Completely embarrassing.