( video 10 )

[verylast]

[ When the feed kicks in, the Doctor is apparently holed up in some rather cramped and dark place. Judging by the way a broom falls in front of him just as he's about to speak, you could probably hazard a guess that he's in a cupboard. In the background there is a very muffled, very vulgar sounding accent that's saying some very particular things about the use of tongue. ]

This is not like it is in a Disney movie. [ Sounding put out. ] You'd think there'd be singing and maybe some cute little baby animals dancing around. Not -- not this.

[ Meester Doctor, we hav no time to lose. You must learn ze language of love at once.

Shouting to the door. ] Please go away, I'm not interested!

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voice;

[universaltranslator]

O-oh my!

[She's not so much embarrassed as incredibly amused. And sympathetic.]

Now there's a language I don't know.

[giggle]

Do you need some help?

voice;

[verylast]

[ He huffs, knocks something down again and even through all that she can probably still hear them. ]

They just won't stop.

voice;

[universaltranslator]

Maybe you should let them give you a lesson or two, and they'll be happy and go away.

voice;

[verylast]

[ They're trying to talk to him about sex, Nyota. ]

I don't think that will work out.

voice;

[universaltranslator]

[...and? She doesn't see the problem.]

Why not?