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[It starts with a crash, the sound of plates breaking and wood splintering and something very big stomping and snorting.

And mooing.

There's the sound of Charlie swearing quite a lot and a startled moo from...

well, from a cow that found it's way into the fucking kitchen while Charlie was out getting pet food. And speaking of the pets, they're adding to the noise with barks and growls and hisses and a variety of sounds, almost as if they're arguing with the cow in question.

The noise grows for a moment before the cow is heard retreating. Charlie sighs, sounding tired and the cats and dogs settle slightly.]

Arthur, Merlin. Ken. We're going out for dinner tonight. Mainly because we don't have a kitchen anymore. A damn cow got in and wrecked pretty much everything and won't stay out. It's taken up residence where the fridge use to be.

[A moment later, she switches to video and points the camera into what used to be the kitchen. Now it's destroyed. Quite thoroughly. The animals are avoiding the wreckage, pacing around it a bit nervously and there, right in the middle of it is a very large cow who is glaring at Charlie.]

I will figure out how to get you out of here, you stupid cow. Even if I have to flash fry you to do so, you are leaving.

[And the video ends.]

[action for the house; find Charlie outside of the kitchen, trying to figure out how to chase the cow out. So far, the cow has chase her out a few times and cares not for her fiery threats. Which sucks.]