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[universaltranslator]

[video / action]

[Peter strolls across the screen.]

Jesus Christ, Howl, what'd you do the place?

[He picks up one of Uhura's bras and holds it up to his chest.]

Did you piss Sophie off? [peering closer] No, don't think they're big enough.

[Uhura walks in and stops.]

Excuse me? Who are you?

[Peter leers and the feed cuts off]


[About twenty minutes later, the feed clicks back on. Peter is outside the basement door. He looks a little worse for the wear.]

That bitch is crazy.



[ooc: Peter's around for 4th wall! Let me know which of them you want to respond in your comment.]

Comments

action;

[candothat]

Mr. Vincent! [He's pleased, really! And amused. Mostly pleased.] I see the lieutenant chose not to kill you.

[Said loudly enough for Uhura to hear.]

action; 1/2 (second being Peter)

[universaltranslator]

[shouted through the doorway]

I don't want to go to jail for this man's filth!

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[minigolfandsushi]

Checkers!

[Have a big hug and a kiss on the lips/cheek assuming you don't dodge it in time. He's from post-movie and in a fabulously good mood]

You know that crazy wench?

action;

[candothat]

[Chekov, not expecting an attack, doesn't miss out on a kiss on the lips. From Peter. He flails and yelps in surprise.]

Peter! Are you you very drunk? [And could you give a guy warning before doing stuff like that?] And that is my superior officer and the most talented linguist in my universe, so if you would please try to respect her...

action;

[universaltranslator]

[Uhura throws open the door]

Chekov, are you okay?

[She will kick Peter's ass again, if necessary.]

action;

[candothat]

[Uh oh. Chekov doesn't know how this can end well.]

Yes, I am--Peter is my friend. [And Peter gets a shut-up-please-I'm-trying-to-save-you look as Chekov continues talking to Uhura.] I'm very sorry for whatever he may have done or said, but I think he is drunk [it's a safe guess] and his judgment is impaired. Also, he can be slightly strange, but he's from a significantly different culture than we are.

[That last part might not be true. Like Chekov knows what 21st century Nevada is like.]

action; 1/2

[minigolfandsushi]

[Peter wraps an arm around Chekov's shoulder]

His very good friend

action;

[universaltranslator]

[Uhura rolls her eyes]

If he gives you any trouble, call me.

[She brushes past them both and storms out]

action;

[candothat]

[This just became extremely uncomfortable. Chekov watches Uhura make her exit then squirms away from Peter.]

Why did you have to make her mad?

action;

[minigolfandsushi]

Better question - have you considered tapping that?

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[candothat]

Peter! Of course not! She is my commanding officer, and-- [he flails a little in an attempt to find English] --and I am sure I am more like a little brother or a pet to her than a viable sexual partner!

Anyway, I am very happy dating Lucy.