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[awildhulkling]

[ Teddy's been exploring. He's actually quite fond of the place, even though he doesn't really understand it at all. Not really sure why he's here, or how he got here, or even if he's ever going to leave again, Teddy's been spending time mapping out the place instead of wondering why. It pays to be prepared, they've all learnt that.

That doesn't mean this place isn't going to keep surprising him. ]

Is that actually a unicorn? Like, seriously? [ Excuse the grin, he's impressed. ] What else does this place have? I'm not going to wake up with flying monkeys trying to steal my earrings or anything, am I? Or a kraken rising from the deep? Because while epic, I'm not sure I have the capacity for piracy.

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[metaman]

Sure you do. All you need is a parrot and an eyepatch. A pegleg would be a nice touch, but it's not really necessary.

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[awildhulkling]

[ A pegleg he could do all by himself. ]

I don't know if I'm fond of parrots. Or them of me, actually.

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[metaman]

How do you feel about monkeys? You could go Barbossa.

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[awildhulkling]

Now that's an idea. If there's ever a costume party, I'll have one all sorted.

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[metaman]

Why wait for a costume party? I bet you could find a monkey right now.

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[awildhulkling]

Don't you have to have an exotic pet licence?

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[metaman]

Do you really think a place like this is going to bother with animal licenses?

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[awildhulkling]

Well no, I guess not.

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[metaman]

So there. You can totally get a monkey.

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[awildhulkling]

I'd probably lose it by accident.

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[metaman]

Hm, or it would lose itself on purpose. We never could keep Annie's Boobs under control. Good point.

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[awildhulkling]

You named the monkey Annie's Boobs?

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[metaman]

Technically, Troy named the monkey. I had nothing to do with it.

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[awildhulkling]

It sounds - piratey.

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[metaman]

Thanks. I was concerned it was a little too Ben Stiller, but it's been very comedically useful.

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[awildhulkling]

At least Ben Stiller is not actually involved?

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[metaman]

True. It would've broadened our commercial appeal, but I've never been a fan of pee-based humor.

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[awildhulkling]

No, me neither. I like buddy comedies, but some of them are really dumb.