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[team_sociopath]

[VOICE]

This morning it was kind of cute.

Now, I'm pretty sure my window's blown out. And I can't get the door shut. Annnnd... I'm just gonna stay on the couch until they go away.

[He's mostly only annoyed that he can't be properly annoyed.]

Comments

[deadly_legacy]

I've run out of names for them.

[team_sociopath]

I can't even count them.

[deadly_legacy]

Not even with super speed?

[team_sociopath]

As soon as you count one it has, like, eight more babies. No one could keep up.

[deadly_legacy]

I'm a little disappointed.

[team_sociopath]

Nobody's perfect. Just close.

[inmyothertights]

Oh my god they're in the house.

[team_sociopath]

I was gonna call it Rodan.

[inmyothertights]

Short for what?

[team_sociopath]

Short for nothing, I figured it'd match Godzilla.

[sixwinged]

Make sure not to get buried in them. They might accidentally suffocate you.

[team_sociopath]

...I'm having a hard time thinking of a more undignified way to go.

[sixwinged]

Death by too much sugar?

[team_sociopath]

That would at least probably be fun.

I'm pretty sure I could get through them before I suffocated, anyway.

[sixwinged]

What if they filled up the entire room, all the way to the roof?

[duplicities]

If you sit still they're bury you.

[team_sociopath]

They're pretty fluffy, it'd take a lot before the weight was enough to crush me.

[duplicities]

I'm sure they could manage to smother you.

[team_sociopath]

Then I'd go through the floor.

[duplicities]

Would you.

[ what. ]

[lookjustlike]

The part I don't understand is how they got into the cabinets. Can they climb?

[team_sociopath]

I think they just pile.

[lookjustlike]

Ok, so that makes a lot more sense.

[team_sociopath]

I feel like this is a disaster we're not prepared for.

[lookjustlike]

I don't think you can prepare for tribbles without a transporter and some Klingons.