poly_chromatic | 001 // Video

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hobo with a shotgun - slick

001 // Video

Okay, what the fuck is this?

If anyone spiked my fucking drink I’m gonna have you killed. If I wanted to do that shit right now, I’d hire someone to make sure I didn’t end up in the middle of bullshitville.

If anyone can direct me to the nearest payphone, I’d appreciate the hell outta that.

Trust me, the sooner I leave, the easier it’ll be on you losers.

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[A soft smile.] I would help, but I'm afraid I don't know what a 'payphone' is.

...What're you supposed to be? Is this Halloween or something?

Payphone's a public phone. You put money in it, you call someone. Duh.

I guess you've never seen a Krityan before. [She's used to that by now... She cocks her head to the side, thoughtful.]

Is a phone something like this device, then? I didn't really have anything like that where I came from.

Nope. Never seen one. I assume that word means "people who like to wear weird fucking costumes all year 'round".

Where the hell're you from that they don't have a phone?

Hm. [She might actually look very slightly offended by that. The ears and antennae aren't a costume, and she rather likes her clothes. But she gets over it in about half a second.]

A world called Terca Lumireis. I'm sure you haven't heard of it. [A slight pause.]

I assume you've only just arrived here, but you'll see that people here are from all sorts of different worlds.

The different worlds thing again? What, like from space? Is this like a sci-fi movie or something?

[Stop using words she doesn't know.] It's... certainly strange, I'll give you that.

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