poly_chromatic | ☀ VIDEO

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air gear - kazuma mikura

☀ VIDEO

—hey, Akito, you mind holding onto him for a sec?

[ on flicks the video feed, framing one (1) seventeen-year-old police officer and one (1) sharkling:

]

All right—hey, City. If you had to rank the guy on the left on a scale from one to ten, what'd it be?

[ ooc; Akira, Akito and Kazu will all be responding, feel free to threadjack at will! video responses are assumed. all drop-ins can expect hot-or-not rankings ... and voice responses may be rated based on their sounds.

eta - annnnd Kazu's down, I'll repick in the afternoon! ]

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3, I guess. Too young for my tastes.

... huh, that's not too far off if we take off a point for age.

Too far off from what?

I figured he'd be a four.

He's average.

Whoa, three's your average? ... that sounds pretty bad...

No. I just mean... there's nothing special about him. He doesn't have any defining characteristics about him.

... and it's just getting worse!

And why does the kid on the right have an eyepatch?

It's kinda complicated. He's not part of the poll anyway.

Too bad. I'd give him a higher rating.

... heeeee's younger than the other guy. You know that, right?

Yes, I figured. He gets a higher score for the cute factor though.

There is no special upgrade for kids.

Give him a pat on the head then.

I dunno, he's kinda old for those.

[ ... ]

And it wouldn't be on camera anyway.

You're no fun.

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errandry - 2012-03-31 06:35 (UTC) - Expand

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majorcrotchgrab - 2012-03-31 18:03 (UTC) - Expand

Why don't you have an eyepatch?

Because I didn't fuck up my eyes.

There's nothing wrong with my eyes, either.

Then why wear one?

It's a very long story.

Meaning you either don't want to talk about it or don't actually have a reason as to why you wear it.

Because I share this body, with Agito. Well, I mostly share with Agito. I share with Lind, too-- but he sleeps a lot and doesn't bother with much, so. This eye-- [ -and pointing to the one without an eyepatch over it. ] is my eye, I guess? When I'm out, I see through this one. Agito uses the other, so-- we have an eyepatch, to cover the opposite of our own.

That's the short version.

If I were back home, I'd call you crazy. But I'm not.

... So you have... multiple personalities...?