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[Lucy is making fried chicken when she turns the video on with sticky, flour covered fingers. She dredges a piece of chicken through egg wash and then rolls it in flour before dropping it in the deep fryer.]

I'm contemplating one of those trash chutes. You know the kind you put in the wall and it goes straight down to a big dumpster? I never want to see a trash bin again.

Mae, Stephen, are you guys okay?

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[SOMEONE'S STOMACH GROWLS LOUDLY... god, Raikov, you're such a mooch]

... That looks good.

Fried chicken. I decided comfort food was in order.

... Need someone to share with?

I'm not really feeling the company thing today but if you want some, I'll put it in some Tupperware and you can pick it up.

Oh, good. I mostly wanted the food anyways.

Seriously? No. I don't feed rude people. Go get food somewhere they're paid to feed you and not talk.

Tsk! Fine. You probably added some weird American twist to it anyways.

[... He still really wants the food but alas. Women.]

It's fried chicken! It's already Southern!

And it's probably full of fat and unhealthy...

[That's never stopped you before, Raikov.]

Again it's fried chicken. Healthy and non-fat never figured into it.

It would be better to fry it in a pan...

It wouldn't taste as good.

How do you know?

Because I've tried it. The deep fryer makes it better.

Then you should let me taste some so I can see if there's a difference!

You just want food.

So? If you ever wanted to start up a restaurant, then I could put in a word for you!

I don't want to start a restaurant. I have a store already.

Oh. Well then... You could make a satisfied customer out of me.

I'll wrap up a piece in tin foil. You can come get it.

Thank you!

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