( video 25 )

[studmuffin]

So twenty-four hours doing my best Mr. Freeze impression, totally well spent. Who needs fancy cosplay when you've got the City around to literally make it happen?

[ With a frantic motion of his hand. ] Everyone all accounted for? Nobody's slipped down the cracks of the sidewalk to live with the monsters and back breaking psychopaths? Anyone lose a little water weight?

[ He he he he. ]

Comments

[anunluckypenny]

Back-breaking psychopaths?

[Surely you don't know that these exist because you've met them, sir.]

[studmuffin]

Y'know, from Batman.

[ Peter probably could but he is not thinking about that. ]

[anunluckypenny]

Nope, don't know a thing. I basically lived under an anti-culture rock at home.

[studmuffin]

Wow. I wish I had my comics here, I'd totally educate you.

[anunluckypenny]

I'd say that living in the City is education enough.

[And really, being culturally oblivious isn't a bad thing when half the people you meet are from comic books or movies or what-have-you.]

[studmuffin]

Man but having Batman here would be totally cool.

[anunluckypenny]

Like, Adam West Batman? Or Christian-whoever Batman? Because I'm not sure which is scarier.

[studmuffin]

Comics Batman is like a hundred times better than any other Batman. Bale's kinda weird.

[anunluckypenny]

Bale, that's it. Aren't there comics in the City?

[studmuffin]

I don't know, it'd be weird wouldn't it? Especially as so many superheros end up here. They'd get totally spoilered on their own life.

[anunluckypenny]

I guess so, and then everyone would know all about their lives. That'd be strange.

I'm glad I'm not a superhero, anyway.

[studmuffin]

You'd be an awesome superhero though. Like Oracle.

[anunluckypenny]

What does she do?

[studmuffin]

She was Batgirl but then she got shot. [ A pause. ] Not that I'm saying you should get shot. But after she did she totally ran everything from the Batcave. She's a badass.

[anunluckypenny]

Since I don't think getting shot would magically up my badassery, I'll do what I can to not let that happen. [But bless you, Stiles, for even imagining that Penny could be a superhero.]

[studmuffin]

You're badass enough already.

[ He'll be part of Penny's fanclub. ]