☞ 032. (video + text)

[wouldnotkindly]

[The video feed is short, but direct: it shows an egg, much like any of the others that have been popping up around the city, resting on a table indoors. The shell is a dark, speckled black ringed with dull brownish spots.]

Hello everyone
What exactly are these things ?
A lot of people have been saying they are eggs but this doesnt look like any egg ive ever seen
Does anyone know whats inside them ?

Comments

Video

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Something dangerous, knowing the City.

[He doesn't look thrilled about this whole egg thing. He's almost certain something deadly is in there.]

[spotlighted]

You could always crack it open and find out.

[whitetwoguns]

I'm going to stick with what I know and call it an egg.

Video

[wouldnotkindly]

Maybe
Thats why im keeping an eye on it for now

[wouldnotkindly]

I would rather not
At least not until i know its not going to explode or anything if i even try

[wouldnotkindly]

Do birds even lay eggs this big ?

[whitetwoguns]

An ostrich lays big ones. They aren't so decorative. Someone has time on their hands.

Re: Video

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Be careful with it. Who knows what could hatch out of that thing?

[spotlighted]

Good point. How do you know it won't explode if you don't crack it open, though? They could be tiny egg-shaped bombs or something.

[wouldnotkindly]

Oh

[Hmm.]

There must be an awful lot of ostriches then
I dont think ive seen any around here

[wouldnotkindly]

Ill deal with it then
But i would rather not do anything rash right now

Video

[wouldnotkindly]

If it hatches at all
Im still not sure that its really an egg

[whitetwoguns]

Could be some kind of a bird pandemic.

[Birdemic.]

Or they're really in season. Except.... I don't think that's the case. Must be some sort of a curse where they go on taking big bird eggs and shit.

Re: Video

[recognize_an_opportunity]

What else would it be?

[spotlighted]

I guess that's the smart option. As long as whatever hatches from them isn't dangerous.

I hope it's a dinosaur.

Video

[wouldnotkindly]

I dont know
Have you ever seen an egg this big before ?

[wouldnotkindly]

A dinosaur ?
How come

Re: Video

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Maybe from an ostrich.

[wouldnotkindly]

A curse sounds more likely than anything else
I dont know about the rest of it though

Video

[wouldnotkindly]

How many ostriches can there be in the city.

Re: Video

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I've never seen a single one, but it's better than something dangerous, right?

[wouldnotkindly]

You would think somebody would notice this many ostriches laying eggs everywhere wouldnt you
Also arent ostriches dangerous
Theyre pretty big right

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Maybe they're really sneaky ostriches. And yeah, sure, they're dangerous if you try to fight one, I guess. They probably bite.

[spotlighted]

Dinosaurs are pretty awesome. Especially the ones with the long necks. Besides, I can't think of anything else that hatches from eggs that would be that exciting.