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poly_chromatic2013-03-22 11:43 am
onset) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-03-22 11:43 am
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6 . VIDEO . tabloid trash
This is - I don't understand! I know haven't upset anyone for the past months, I mean - why would you even bother to write this about someone who's done nothing but be unremarkable?
['This' being an article in the tabloid with a page full of random pictures of Peter out and about in the City. He could be reading something, eating something, frowning or smiling, entering or leaving an establishment. Your regular paparazzi collection of picture cutouts brandished with warnings of HEARTBREAKER!! and vague reports of past relationships where he supposedly dumped his significant others for shallow reasons. Names like Edward Collin, Kathy Stewart, Hugh Scarpa are featured on the article, along with rumors that Peter now has his eyes set on a certain Li Shenshung, Eden Cionaoith, Jimmy Darmondy, and that he's been exchanging French love letters with a certain Marie Delacroix.]
And where did you get these pictures of me? I - this is disturbing. Alarmingly disturbing. The last thing I need is a stalker who - writes these things about people. This is absolute garbage, you know that? So, whoever you are, take it back and leave me alone. and leave them alone. Preferably immediately.
[deep breath.]
I know you, don't you? From back home. How else would you - [fbahdsdfh. His head hurts. He never wants to see this page again.] None of this is true, by the way. I can guarantee it - so. So I'm going to put this down and pretend it never happened. Let's just go with that, shall we? Thank you.
[THE NERVE. THE NEEERVE.]
['This' being an article in the tabloid with a page full of random pictures of Peter out and about in the City. He could be reading something, eating something, frowning or smiling, entering or leaving an establishment. Your regular paparazzi collection of picture cutouts brandished with warnings of HEARTBREAKER!! and vague reports of past relationships where he supposedly dumped his significant others for shallow reasons. Names like Edward Collin, Kathy Stewart, Hugh Scarpa are featured on the article, along with rumors that Peter now has his eyes set on a certain Li Shenshung, Eden Cionaoith, Jimmy Darmondy, and that he's been exchanging French love letters with a certain Marie Delacroix.]
And where did you get these pictures of me? I - this is disturbing. Alarmingly disturbing. The last thing I need is a stalker who - writes these things about people. This is absolute garbage, you know that? So, whoever you are, take it back and leave me alone. and leave them alone. Preferably immediately.
[deep breath.]
I know you, don't you? From back home. How else would you - [fbahdsdfh. His head hurts. He never wants to see this page again.] None of this is true, by the way. I can guarantee it - so. So I'm going to put this down and pretend it never happened. Let's just go with that, shall we? Thank you.
[THE NERVE. THE NEEERVE.]