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[majorcrotchgrab]

Ohhhhh no. You're not getting me this year, Deities. The first time I ever arrived in the City, I made the mistake of drinking as much as I wanted during this curse. That's not going to happen again!

Besides, vodka is much better than beer. If you're going to have a curse where everyone gets shit-faced, at least use 40%-80% proof vodka.

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[spotlighted]

I don't see how it matters as long as you're drinking.

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[riceballfruit]

Vodka? I've never had vodka or beer before.

What happened when you drank that much?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Good alcohol makes for a better experience!

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I would hope not. You're a bit young for it.

If you drink too much and don't stay hydrated, you get a terrible hangover.

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[spotlighted]

St Patrick's Day's about getting trashed, as long as that's the end result then it doesn't matter what you drink.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes, it does.

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[spotlighted]

Well neither of us would be drinking beer anyway, so we're both doing it wrong to start with.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I also wonder why we need a holiday just to get drunk...

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[spotlighted]

What, you've never heard of St. Patrick?

...Actually, I guess you wouldn't have.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Nope. Someone may have explained it but I forgot.

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[spotlighted]

Supposedly he chased all the snakes out of Ireland. It really caught on in a big way in the States in the last century, there were lots of Irish immigrants and it was an easy way for them to celebrate their culture. The whole of America kind of adopted it because it was an excuse to get drunk, like we need one.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Somehow I'm not surprised it evolved from something completely unrelated.

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[spotlighted]

What? The Irish drink a lot. It makes sense.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I suppose... But it's still not the American's holiday.

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[spotlighted]

We're a land of immigrants. It's only fitting to celebrate that. Especially since the Irish were treated so abysmally when they arrived.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

You have such weird customs over there.

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[spotlighted]

Hey, at least we have holidays.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

We have holidays. Why, just on March 8th was International Women's Day!

And there's a few more holidays coming up in the next few months.

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[spotlighted]

As much as I admire any progress with women's rights, it doesn't sound like the most fun holiday.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Depends on the way you celebrate it.

... I'd spoil my mother for the day.

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[spotlighted]

That's actually kind of cute.

There aren't really any important women in my life, so I'd just have to use it as an excuse to spoil myself.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[He looks at something off screen. Him? A momma's boy despite his women-hating attitude? Naahh...]

You could do that.

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[spotlighted]

I'd have to - you haven't got a holiday to go out and get drunk on, so I'd need something.

So, you and your mom are close?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

We don't need holidays to go out and get drunk. We do that everyday.

... Yes, we are.

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[spotlighted]

Sure, on alcohol made from potatoes.

That's ... that's nice. [She may sound a touch jealous there.]