But-- but he's Al Capone. [She's not sure she's doing a good job at conveying just how impressive this is.] I don't know, who's a famous historical figure from when you were a kid? Imagine Theodore Roosevelt was tending bar at the place you work, okay?

I'm sure they have a copy in the library here. It's definitely worth a read, although I end up crying every time I go back to it. ...Not that I think a book would make you emotional. [Especially since some of the other things they'd talked about tonight hadn't.]