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[pinkeffinprofessional]

As far as I'm concerned anyone obsessed with Star Wars is a fucking child. I mean, come on.

You know, actually, I'm pretty sure it's responsible for the wave of shitty B-movies in the eighties. You got all those crappy 80s fantasy movies - Willow? Come on. Give me a fucking break. Shit like Labyrinth? What the fuck was Bowie smoking? And then all those crappy vampire movies. The Hunger. Near Dark.

Singers shouldn't be actors. Just get over it. You guys can sing. I mean come on there's no fucking doubting that Bowie doesn't just cover a tune well, right? But I'm just saying that's no need to make a shitty movie about the supernatural creature of the week.

Look, there's some shit that you just can't fucking mess with okay?

Well, except Lost Boys. I'd watch Lost Boys again.

On that note, can we stop with the Little Fucking Shop of Horrors around here?

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[whitetwoguns]

I got four exemptions for you: Cher, Olivia Newton-John, Bette--Bette Midler and Barbara Streisand. Give the ladies their chops.

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[nosympathy]

Judy Garland.

And really? The Lost Boys? Worst vampire movie ever. And you can see up Keifer Sutherland's noise at one point.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'll give you Cher, Bette and Babs. But fuck Olivia. Grease was a sack of shit.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Judy Garland was hopped up on so many fucking amphetamines she could barely open her fucking eyes.

Have you seen Near Dark?

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[nosympathy]

Not the whole time. Her younger stuffs damn good.

And no, must have missed that one. Most vampire movies have so much shit wrong they're only good for a laugh.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

How can you call it the worst vampire movie ever if you don't have a body of comparison?

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[nosympathy]

Can't expect me to sit down and watch them all can you? Fine, it's the worst I've seen.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

When you make claims like that I can expect it, yeah.

Anyway, have you looked around this place? Vampires come in all fucking colors, including stupid.

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[nosympathy]

Well, fine.

Just like back home. Although most of the ones here seem to follow Stoker's fiction more than what I'm used to.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Hey, to some people that shit is history.

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[nosympathy]

I suppose, it just seems weird to think so.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah well. Welcome, and shit.

[orangetoughguy]

They made waves of shitty B movies in the 70s too. Nice try though.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, but no one took them seriously.

[orangetoughguy]

Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You were what, two when that movie came out?

[orangetoughguy]

I wasn't two.

[Thanks for thinking he's so young though this face will never crack.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well you weren't old enough to see it in the theater.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh yeah were you?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I may not be as old as White but I'm old enough to remember that shitty movie.