But I wouldn't call this place a shark tank, either. That's a little excessive. You have all your limbs, don't you? [And because this is getting a little too serious--] --all the important ones, at least?

[Alas, it is foiled by continued conversation of the same nature.] So? Being good? Who said you had to "be good," anyway? Just be yourself. Although I will certainly frown if you're acting like a dick. It doesn't matter what it means. It's how it makes you feel, how it makes the people around you that you consider important feel.

Gee, thanks. I'm flattered.