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[princesstype]

I've never dated anyone not because I'm shy or I don't want to get married but because I had a horrible anxiety about my

you know

down there

because a boy in my class said mine probably looked just like the cow's we saw when we went on a field trip to a dairy farm in elementary school.

oh my god.

[ooc; Grab Bag: My Dirty Little Secret...]

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[fiveagainstradley]

[David is just... blushing.]

[princesstype]

[So is she and oh fkewlfn why can't she just shut up!?]

I know it's dumb to worry about that for just dating, but dating leads to kissing, which leads to sex, which leads to babies, and then there's the matter of crossbreeding-

[fiveagainstradley]

[David's only ever dated Luke. Is this what dating girls would be like?]

It needn't, if you don't want it to.

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[universaltranslator]

Aren't there any boy centaurs where you're from?

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[princesstype]

Centaurs are a minority in my country...

I'm related to most of the ones in my city, I think...

[princesstype]

[this is what dating a worrywart is like]

But then you'd just be friends, right?

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[mortemscintilla]

What an awful thing to say!

You should have kicked him.

[ You have four legs and all. ]

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[princesstype]

I tried to, but the teacher wouldn't let me!

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[mortemscintilla]

Then the teacher was obviously playing favorites.

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[princesstype]

I mean, he also told that boy not to say mean things, too...

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[mortemscintilla]

Oh.

So did the boy apologize later?

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[princesstype]

Yes, the teacher made him.

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[mortemscintilla]

That's good.

But it ... seems to have given you a complex. Apology or not.

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[princesstype]

Any girl would have a complex if someone said their- that it looked like a cow's!!

I think!

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[mortemscintilla]

I'm sure he just said it to be mean.

... Aren't there, well, other centaur-girls in your world?

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[princesstype]

Of course there are. Why?

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[mortemscintilla]

Well [ the text exudes discomfort. so. much. discomfort ] I just think something that personal should be discussed with close friends. People your age. So they can at least put your, um, insecurities at ease.

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[princesstype]

My cousin is only 8!

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[mortemscintilla]

I see.

[ how does one tact? AHEM ]

Are there no centaurs your age? No gaggle of [ hooved ] girl friends?

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[princesstype]

Centaurs are the minority where I'm from... my best friends are a devil and a satyr...

And I asked them, but I don't know if. They would know.

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[mortemscintilla]

[ A devil and a satyr? How Ray Bradbury. But hey. A centaur-girl can do worse. ]

[ He thinks. ]

I see.

Well, why not have a talk about it with your mother? Or, do you not have that open of a relationship?

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[princesstype]

[geez Hei don't you know anything about teenaged girls?!]

I can't ask my MOM!

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Other than those of the Doll-&-Contractor persuasion? ]

[ Zilch. Nada. Nuffin. ]

You can't?

I thought that's what young girls did! [ No, Li, no. You fail at Loli-Science forever. ]

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[princesstype]

That's so embarrassing!

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[wouldnotkindly]

[Jack doesn't exactly have much experience in this field, but still he can't help but feel some sympathy.]

That was a cruel thing to say
Im sure you look just fine