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[theshinjukucroc]

What kind of shitty ass curse is this? Licking shit and getting stuck to it?

[He sighs.]

Everyone just starve and go thirsty for the day. And don't be a dumbass and lick people. You don't know where the fuck they've been anyway. Could get diseased and die from them or something.

[And he doesn't feel like cleaning that up damn it.]

Comments

video:

[charring]

This is causing some hell at the shore.

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

Need a cop then?

Re: video:

[charring]

I don't know, yet. I think some of the customers are newbies and think we're doing this on purpose, but so far I haven't had to throw anyone out for being a dick.

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

The newbies piss me off.

[He blows out smoke and taps some ash from his cigarette onto the ground.]

Tell me if I have to come kick ass.

Re: video:

[charring]

Same. And then I remember I was a newbie once, too.

It doesn't help my mood all that much when they act like idiots, though. That's usually when I want to take back the newbie discount.

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

Shit. The newbie discount will just have you crawling with fucking dumbasses.

video:

[charring]

That's why I mention it casually and carefully.

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

Word of mouth will screw you over.

Re: video:

[charring]

Probably. If people try to abuse it, the discount goes. Which I'm sure will go over so well with people here.

[Watch her not care entirely.]

[indecent_butterfly]

What if both are enjoying the licking?

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

Heh. Nice to see someone that doesn't put up with shit.

[theshinjukucroc]

Then get a fucking room and don't complain if you get stuck that way.

Re: video:

[charring]

I've seen enough shit outside of here to have a nice 'zero tolerance' thing going for me.

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

That's how people should handle things.

[indecent_butterfly]

One is not currently engaged but the advice is appreciated.

[theshinjukucroc]

That wasn't advice but whatever.

[indecent_butterfly]

Suggestion, preference, whatever. It is all the same. Although, One would think if stuck there would be other things on Ones mind than complaining on the network.

video:

[charring]

And yet, most don't.

[theshinjukucroc]

Depends on how you're stuck.

video:

[theshinjukucroc]

Because they're brains are broken.

[indecent_butterfly]

As One said, with enjoyable licking.

[theshinjukucroc]

Sure. We'll go with that.

[virginwings]

Really. No food at all.

[theshinjukucroc]

No idea how food will work actually.

[virginwings]

[doop]

[di]

[doop] Maybe we should take a risk and try something small to eat?

[theshinjukucroc]

I vote for soup.

[virginwings]

Hey... that's a good idea! If it's udon or miso it can't get stuck to your tongue, right.

[theshinjukucroc]

That's the idea. Something liquid but with lots of flavor.

[virginwings]

Awesome! Let's get it.

[theshinjukucroc]

Good. I'll take us out to dinner then.

[virginwings]

Yeah! I'll be waiting.

[and maybe she'll be wearing one of her newer outfits by the time he shows up just because he's a genius and all.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[Oh hey. He likes that outfit.]

I think I have the prettiest wife around here.

[virginwings]

[///]

Heh. And I have the handsomest husband.

[theshinjukucroc]

Well you did marry me. It stands to reason that the two most people people should hook up.

[virginwings]

But I didn't marry you just because of that.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm good in bed too.

[He's teasing.]

[virginwings]

It's not just... the sex either. Kaito, I love you because you're best person I know.

[Alas the teasing totally went over her head. He has to know and that's all there is to it.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[He's used to things flying over her head.]

Heh. Don't you forget it.

[virginwings]

I won't forget it.