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poly_chromatic2012-12-04 03:24 pm
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[Voice Post;]
Hel--
[Can you get feedback on the Network? Yes? No? Well, there's a burst of static anyway. I mean, there's a reason he has been known to keep mostly away from PA systems and microphones.
The screeching static clears.
A cheery-sounding voice emerges--cheery, friendly, jovial, maybe even disarming. Friendly, friendly guy here. Clearly.]
Wow, wonder what that was.
[No, he doesn't wonder at all. Not that anyone else needs to know.]
Hello? Hello? Okay, okay. Sounds all right to me.
Snappy little phone here, I gotta say. I kinda like it. Top of the line, right?
Hey, but, I think I saw someone with one of those headsets in earlier too. There was a time when those things were quite the rage. I do recall it. You know, they called them "Jawbones" at the time.
[And he laughs, bright and dark at once, but he won't say what's so damn funny. Jawbones, though. It's funny. If you have to ask, you'll never know.]
Anyway, everyone--well, everyone who thought it was...cool, or who wanted to prove a thing or two about their money and their importance and ended up proving quite the opposite--wandered around with these things plugged in their ears looking a little like, well, like robots [more brightly dark laughter] and like they were shouting at thin air or phantom hallucinations like some kind of deranged madman when they were really just calling out long distance out over the airwaves. And nobody could tell the difference between galloping insanity and telephone calls. But how much difference is there, really?
That was the Zeitgeist then: everyone was always talking to someone who wasn't there.
[The slightest of intentional pauses. Can you feel him grinning on the other end?]
Are you out there?
Hi!
[//voice post ends]
[ooc: Oh snap! A godmod-h4x trans-dimensional inter-temporal semi-immortal wizard troll asshole all up in your City! A few notes: permissions post is here, first of all, for all permission, question, and 4th-wally (likely him 4th-walling your character, if you want that) needs. And second, he is at present operating under a new face and an assumed identity, as is common with him (hence the PB and stuff), so expect fakery and fake names for a while!]
Hel--
[Can you get feedback on the Network? Yes? No? Well, there's a burst of static anyway. I mean, there's a reason he has been known to keep mostly away from PA systems and microphones.
The screeching static clears.
A cheery-sounding voice emerges--cheery, friendly, jovial, maybe even disarming. Friendly, friendly guy here. Clearly.]
Wow, wonder what that was.
[No, he doesn't wonder at all. Not that anyone else needs to know.]
Hello? Hello? Okay, okay. Sounds all right to me.
Snappy little phone here, I gotta say. I kinda like it. Top of the line, right?
Hey, but, I think I saw someone with one of those headsets in earlier too. There was a time when those things were quite the rage. I do recall it. You know, they called them "Jawbones" at the time.
[And he laughs, bright and dark at once, but he won't say what's so damn funny. Jawbones, though. It's funny. If you have to ask, you'll never know.]
Anyway, everyone--well, everyone who thought it was...cool, or who wanted to prove a thing or two about their money and their importance and ended up proving quite the opposite--wandered around with these things plugged in their ears looking a little like, well, like robots [more brightly dark laughter] and like they were shouting at thin air or phantom hallucinations like some kind of deranged madman when they were really just calling out long distance out over the airwaves. And nobody could tell the difference between galloping insanity and telephone calls. But how much difference is there, really?
That was the Zeitgeist then: everyone was always talking to someone who wasn't there.
[The slightest of intentional pauses. Can you feel him grinning on the other end?]
Are you out there?
Hi!
[//voice post ends]
[ooc: Oh snap! A godmod-h4x trans-dimensional inter-temporal semi-immortal wizard troll asshole all up in your City! A few notes: permissions post is here, first of all, for all permission, question, and 4th-wally (likely him 4th-walling your character, if you want that) needs. And second, he is at present operating under a new face and an assumed identity, as is common with him (hence the PB and stuff), so expect fakery and fake names for a while!]

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