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[deadmanbusiness]

So two questions, I suppose.

1. I heard mention there was some law enforcement agency around? May I talk to someone involved in it.

2. How badly is this city infected by Christmas?

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[coyote_walking]

Infected?

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[sympathyforme]

Haven't been here for Christmas before, but given how this City does everything else...

Pretty badly, I'd say.

Why do you need the law enforcement?

[nosympathy]

Expecting trouble?

[deadmanbusiness]

You know. Christmas everywhere. The Christmas songs playing in every damn store. Everyone wishing you Merry Christmas and then getting pissed when you say happy holidays. Red and green and trees. It's all over the place like the plague.

Re: video;

[deadmanbusiness]

Yeah. That's what I was afraid of.


A job.

[deadmanbusiness]

Pretty much. Considering how much October and November went down.

[nosympathy]

Holidays make it worse or something? Missed October so I have no clue on how that went.

[coyote_walking]

Ah. Well, there are people from more different worlds and cultures than you can shake a stick at, so it's not as ubiquitous as it might be back home. But I'd be lying if I didn't say some of the curses in December tend to be Christmas based.

[deadmanbusiness]

I dislike Christmas in general and it tends to bring out the weirdos. Since this city seems to run on weirdos, I figure it's going to be bad.

And I came in at the end of October. But I'm guessing holidays make it worse. I have no proof though.

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[sympathyforme]

Try the strip club.

Pays better.

[nosympathy]

I'm not sure how much weirder it could get around here, but we'll more than likely find out soon I suppose.

Personally I think it's just annoying. All the happy joy sets my nerves on edge.

[mortemscintilla]

Not a fan of Christmas?

[ Nor is he, really. ]

[punchedhitler]

Can I help you, sir? I'm Steve Rogers, I'm heading up the police right now.

[deadmanbusiness]

Not really. The religion sort of brought down mine.

[deadmanbusiness]

Hi.

Yes, I'm looking for a job.

I did law enforcement type work back home so I figured I might as well try for it here.

[deadmanbusiness]

My uncle and father get really cranky this time of year. Christianity led to the utter marginalization of their pantheon. They lost a lot of their family because of it.

I'm pretty sure it can get weirder.

Re: video;

[deadmanbusiness]

I don't think I'd be good at a strip club, in any position.

video;

[sympathyforme]

And what makes you suited for law enforcement?

[deadmanbusiness]

That's what I thought. It's amazing how insidious it is.

[valentineluke]

2) About average.

Re: video;

[deadmanbusiness]

It's what I did back home.

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[sympathyforme]

And what laws did you have back home?

What laws do you want to uphold here?

[nosympathy]

Can understand how that would put a damper on your enthusiasm.

Trying to jinx us? You're supposed to hope for the best while planning for the worst.

Re: video;

[deadmanbusiness]

It depends on what country you lived in. But you had the general anti-stealing, killing things like that.

I don't know exactly what laws are here, but I assume some things do crossover.

[deadmanbusiness]

Everyone expects me to celebrate it and then looks at me funny when I say I don't.

I figured that we're already jinxed so what does it matter?