I'd say Tony Stark, but he and I are on different timelines, so I've had a conversation with him about my luck that he hasn't had yet.

[Yeah, breaking his fast courtesy of curses doesn't count and he's blanking any such incidents out in a big way.]

I didn't mean to offend, it's just notable that separate but parallel evolution would yield two superficially indistinguishable species. [Hey, how did she get water? He hasn't seen a waiter or busboy yet. Cheating.] You look fantastic for thirty-eight. [A beat.] I'm forty-two with a birthday just around the corner.

Don't bother lying that I look great for forty-two.