I'm in. [At least she's not overly violent. Just a light, playful bat here and there. If she's up to it.] You might wanna be careful with that, I am mysterious and spooky! You don't want to pick a fight with that kind of gal, you know.

I've heard that joke before and I can confirm first hand that it works very differently than one might expect. [Heh, perv.]