Ah. No, that sounds like something I would rather not engage in, but I could make an exception for you.

[Oh, Lucy. Chekov has witnessed the destruction of most of his Starfleet peers and a planet of six-billion and was, in a way, responsible for the death of a commanding officer's mother. If nothing else, he bounces back well. He's more concerned about her heart, as it has already been broken at least once.]

You will need to show me the difference between "making out" and "major making out."