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[untilitkillsyou]

Okay there are somethings that are just wrong. On so many levels. Such as the saying 'pissed in my cornflakes.'


I don't need to elaborate other than cornflakes will not be on my menu in a long time. If ever again.

Comments

[charring]

Ew. Oh, God. Ew. Oh, that's awful. Do you need replacement food? I can bring something from my shop.

Eugh.

[untilitkillsyou]

I would like that. I am afraid to even try eating anything currently in my place. I think I'm just going to toss it all.

[charring]

Okay. I'll bring you one of our roasted turkey grilled cheese sandwiches. Sound good?

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[theassassin]

I could see how that would be. . . unfavorable.

[mrsnose]

Oh, that is horrible.

[fe_male]

Are you kidding me, that is a beautiful phrase. It's memorable, evokes a highly specific mental picture and emotional state. It's great.

[untilitkillsyou]

Not when you say it while eating a bowl of cornflakes, and it ends up true.

[untilitkillsyou]

Very much so.

[untilitkillsyou]

Especially when it comes true.

[mrsnose]

I can't imagine breakfast being at all enjoyable.

[theassassin]

Yeah...Sorry to hear that.

[untilitkillsyou]

That sounds good.

[untilitkillsyou]

Why is that?

[untilitkillsyou]

Thanks. That just gives a whole new meaning to 'watch what you say.'

[dr_conscience]

You know, I've heard good things about Cheerios.

[fe_male]

[ ... ] Somebody actually did that? Who does that?

[mrsnose]

Well, because of the cornflakes...

[theassassin]

I'd say it does. Another one of those /fun/ curses.