009 :: Voice

[hulkbusted]

Serrure, what have I said to you about going to your mother when you don't agree with what I've told you? Just because your mother and I aren't living together doesn't mean that we don't share parental responsibilities.

I'm sorry you're upset about our living situation right now, but this isn't the way to show it.

Are you going to spend the weekend here or at your mother's house?

[ooc: Ye olde family curse of utter crack this weekend. Bruce is dad, the Hulk is mom, Serrure is their kid, and Luke/Loki is the homewrecker. No, we aren't on drugs. Yes, maybe we should be.]

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[infernoandhearth]

I think you ought to know, Bruce. Hulk and I are engaged.

[hulkbusted]

What?

But...

What?

[infernoandhearth]

I am seeing the both of you, you know. And he proposed.

[hulkbusted]

You've...

Huh.

I thought we were happy?

[infernoandhearth]

I'm very happy with you. There isn't a "but" to this. I've never limited myself.

[hulkbusted]

But you're marrying the Other Guy. I didn't even know you two were... him?

[infernoandhearth]

Yes, him. He proposed. I'd marry you if you proposed.

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[hulkbusted]

I guess I'm going to have to show you the ring, just so it doesn't seem like I'm saying "me too."

[Oh look, a little velvet box.]

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[infernoandhearth]

[Luke's eyes go really wide. This is probably the best day ever.] Oh Bruce.

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[hulkbusted]

This isn't really how I wanted to do it, but I can't have you thinking I ran out and got a ring just to spite him.

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[infernoandhearth]

How were you going to do it? Now you know I'd say yes, you might as well do it how you meant to anyway.

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[hulkbusted]

I was going to take you out to Xanadu, you know the part with the hot springs and all that geothermal activity?

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[infernoandhearth]

Oh do, let's, please.

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[hulkbusted]

I'll bring the champagne. [And even have a glass, amazing.]

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[infernoandhearth]

When shall I bring myself? Right now?

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[hulkbusted]

Do you want to meet me there? I should at least shave before popping the already-answered question.

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[infernoandhearth]

Oh yes, I'll be terribly offended otherwise.

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[hulkbusted]

That's how it is?

Afterward we should tell Serrure.

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[infernoandhearth]

Yes, I'm afraid I'm terribly offended by facial hair. I've no idea what I did to manage before the Common Era, really.

And of course we will. He's very important to me as well, you know.

Threadjack!

[doeswhathewants]

This merits a snake, a wolf, and a pony, I hope you know.

Also, if you receive a call from the principal, be sure to note the strange life situation we are all in as an excuse for my acting out behaviors.

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[doeswhathewants]

Mom still calls it the Corner of Shame. I feel my sense of self worth weakening every time I must sit there.

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[asofwar]

You as well.

[hulkbusted]

I'll leave your mom a note. You know she's not big on change.

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[hulkbusted]

Me as well, what?

[hulkbusted]

Serrure, you know that I won't take excuses on your acting out. I understand that this transition is difficult for you, but it's going to work out well in the long run.