38 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[designedtoparty]

[Here is a roof. A pretty sandy roof, but that isn't exactly unusual given the City's current love of sand. Nathan is sprawled on a pile of discarded clothes, naked, and more than a little sweaty. Well... nearly naked. He does still have sunglasses on. Not that those really make that much difference.]

I would've gone to the beach, but there isn't much point right now. Less kids up here, too.

[Nathan shifts with a groan, rolling over to retrieve a nearby bottle of water.]

I'd complain about getting beach balls, but I have a feeling going to be worth it for the tan I'll get from this.

Comments

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[charring]

Fantastic day, isn't it? This is just...the best day. Everyone looks so great. Even me! Have you seen me? I'm damn good-looking.

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[designedtoparty]

Isn't that pretty much normal for you?

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[charring]

Well, yeah. I mean, me being sexy is just a given but I've been hiding it! Boring t-shirts and jeans. Not today, though. Nope!

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[brobeforehos]

Nathan, you might give that poor roof something.

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[designedtoparty]

Well, you know me. I'm all about the sharing.

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[designedtoparty]

Well, it could be a little more revealing. Your standards are still pretty low compared to everyone else today.

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[brobeforehos]

Play it safe. The tarmac's not ready to be so defiled.

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[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I think it's probably desperate for a bit of action. I bet the best it usually gets is some pervert blowing his load in the back of an alley.

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[brobeforehos]

If it says no, it means no.

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[designedtoparty]

It hasn't said anything so far.

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[brobeforehos]

But have you been listening?

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[designedtoparty]

Admittedly not. I mentally stable enough not to tend to spend much time talking to the ground.

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[cons]

Tanning! Why didn't I think of that?

Oh, but I don't have a bathing suit here, huh.

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[designedtoparty]

[Nathan raises his sunglasses to look at her.]

Does this look like a bathing suit?

[signatures]

You'll look like a greasy lobster soon, I bet.

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[brobeforehos]

Oooh, shocking!

[designedtoparty]

I'll look about as delicious as one.

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[designedtoparty]

What, you think I'm crazy? You clearly haven't got to know me well enough.

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[cons]

That's all well and good for you, but I burn too easily. Sensitive skin, and all.

-- Though I guess underwear would work just the same.

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[designedtoparty]

They pretty much are the same. You'll get burn lines either way.

Sure I can't tempt you? I've got lotion if you're only looking to tan. [He grabs a nearby bottle and waves it at the camera to prove his point.]

scream.

[signatures]

I'm sure you will.

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[brobeforehos]

We're all mad in here, Alice.

[feorge]

[ just laughter over here mmmmkay? ]

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[charring]

I like the subtle approach, though. It hits harder when people realize how hot I am.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, we'll see who's laughing when you've got tan lines and I'm done all over.

[Meaning suffering from severe sunburn and sunstroke.]