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[hatesthefood]

Jogging this morning was a privilege. So many pretty things and people to see, but let me share a little secret with you.

[The screen flickers and then Ken appears, grinning in all his glory.]

There's a reason the girls flock to my shop. All these years and I'm still damn hot.

Bring your sexiness down to the Koneko today and I can promise pretty flowers and pretty discounts for sexy people.

[ooc: Mara, no killing the boy as he's cursed out his MIND! XD Open for action or whatever! Go hit him up!]

Comments

[Video]

[eagleofautozam]

With an offer like that I'm certain your shop will be overflowing with guests.

[And no, not for the flowers or the discount. ]

[othersdie]

Please don't encourage this.

[coyote_walking]

Gorgeous, Ken.

Like my tattoo?

[archivy]

[ No reply, but she is mentally facepalming so hard. ]

[Video]

[hatesthefood]

I'm hoping so. Business had been a little slow since the holidays. Besides, how can I resist trying to get so many sexy people to come in?

[hatesthefood]

Why not? There are gorgeous people around here? Why shouldn't we show it off sometimes? It's not like it's an everyday thing, right?

[hatesthefood]

Thanks. I do try to keep in shape. Mara likes a nice, hard body.

I do. It's damn nice. Matches the rest of you.

[hatesthefood]

[ooc: Trust me, he'll be mortified tomorrow. XD]

[coyote_walking]

I don't blame her at all. I rather appreciate that myself. Tell her she made a good choice. I work out pretty hard myself - running and karate. Lifting all the heavy car stuff doesn't hurt either.

And thanks. It's nice to be appreciated for just how sexy you are.

[hatesthefood]

I'm pretty thrilled with my choice, too.

Hey, if you're ever in the market for a sparring partner, I'm your man.

It's always nice to be appreciated.

[coyote_walking]

I can always use a good sparring partner. I miss sessions back home with my sensei and the class.

Two people as hot as we are could probably sell tickets for others to come watch us.

[hatesthefood]

They don't come much better than me.

Now that's a good idea.

[video]

[eagleofautozam]

Slow? You shouldn't have to worry about that, isn't Valentine's Day coming up soon?

Both the candy and flower business should pick up then even without your offer.

[coyote_walking]

Marvelous! I'm only human strong, but I am preternaturally fast. It's the worst thing about training, having to deliberately keep myself human slow.

See? We could make a little money, get in a good workout, and make sure everyone gets to see the sexy.

[othersdie]

There is such a thing as too much showing-off.

[cry_reaper]

[She's about to say something... and then she doesn't.]

[cry_reaper]

[Oh, who is she kidding?]

I do hope the flowers are all you're giving out today.

[hatesthefood]

I wouldn't dare share, other than to let the populace look at the muscles I work so hard to keep up.

[cry_reaper]

I didn't think you would, but some days a woman gets a little jealous.

[video]

[hatesthefood]

Oh, it will, but I just felt like offering. After all, why wouldn't I?

[hatesthefood]

Not really. I happen to think this is a great idea.

[hatesthefood]

No need to be jealous. After all, you get something the rest of the City doesn't.

[cry_reaper]

I do, don't I?

[hatesthefood]

I hope you enjoy it.

[cry_reaper]

Every chance I get.

[video]

[eagleofautozam]

I agree, a little 'fanservice' certainly wouldn't hurt anything.