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[gotashortfuse]

Hey, you idiots! Stop being cursed for a bit!

[Yes, he thinks that will help. Shut up.]

Tell me what you're supposed ta get someone that's gettin' married!

[What? He doesn't know okay.]

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[sympathyforme]

Divorce papers. Number of a discreet mistress.

Try just giving them money.

video; (threadjacking because she can)

[charring]

Seriously?

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[gotashortfuse]

Stop being bitter just cause you suck.

[Point Mika? HE IS REALLY TRYING HERE.]

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[gotashortfuse]

Ignore 'im. He's just bein' a jerk and stuff.

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[sympathyforme]

Not really, he wouldn't get it anyway. I keep the actual information short and to the end.

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[sympathyforme]

Bitter, huh? I should be jealous.

You never got me a gift.

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[gotashortfuse]

Fer what?

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[charring]

Neither Merlin nor myself would want it.

[As much as she's linefacing at you, Kira, she's also mildly amused.]

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[charring]

Nah. He's too fun to talk to.

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[sympathyforme]

Money?

Why not?

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[gotashortfuse]

Yeah well you're happy and all that stupid stuff so he's a jerk.

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[charring]

Yes. Merlin.

I have this thing where I'm loyal to the people I can trust. I wouldn't want to ruin that.

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[sympathyforme]

Better not to go into detail.

Go with money. And do fireworks for her.

[valentineluke]

A fondue pot.

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[charring]

He's only a jerk if it ruins my happiness. It hasn't.

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[gotashortfuse]

I don't do fireworks and I don't have money.

[gotashortfuse]

A what?

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[gotashortfuse]

Really?

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[charring]

Really, really. I'm a tough girl, Michael.

[charring]

What if I'm not a fan of fondue?

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[sympathyforme]

I have this thing of not trusting anyone.

Anyway, as I said, the point was the money. The rest is going over his head, anyway.

No pun intended.

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[gotashortfuse]

Guy. Merlin's the girl.

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[charring]

[That was a short joke, Kira. Charlie cracks a brief smile at it, not wanting to offend Michael.]

What if all I want from wedding guests is for them to show up on the day?

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[sympathyforme]

Take Raphael's.

[Haha.]

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[gotashortfuse]

WAIT. DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?