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Hey Andy-Baby. I'm at the dress shop and I know you're not allowed to see the dress but you are going to flip.

Also we're supposed to be doing this pre-nup thing this afternoon. As far as I can tell it's pretty much that if you're ever mean to me I get to keep all your stuff. Sound fair to you? I'm so down with it. Meet you at the lawyer placey thing at four?

See you tonight! Kisses!

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Holy crap. That dress.

I know right? I'd show more of it but that's supposed to be bad luck.

That sounds like a fair bargain.

I thought so. It works out for me anyway.

Would you like to see mine?

Do you think he'll sign? I do hope he does. You might begin your own draconic hoard.

I think I would have better ideas with what to do with a big pile of money.

Only ridiculously!

Has he never heard of banking? Or do you intend to sell everything he owns?

Neither, actually. I was kind hoping on the 'not being mean to me' option.

While shopping, I discovered I like lovely vintage stuff.

Sexy, right?

Oh, well, in that case, you might want to set clearer boundaries for "mean".

I haven't read the whole thing yet, but it seems very specific yes.

Oh my gosh! It's beautiful!

I don't even like dresses. But that one seemed right.

It reminds me of one I used to own a long, long time ago.

In a good way?

Well, that's nice.

So why exactly would Andy sign this?

In a very good way.

Because I'm persuasive?

A good enough reason, I suppose. The contract does seem a bit superfluous, though. Why not just take his things, if he bothers you?

Your dress is significantly prettier, though. Just so you know.

It doesn't have to be a competition.

I dunno, it's just a thing people do apparently.

Odd. What's to stop you breaking it? It's not as if there's actually a system of laws, here.

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