64th Bounty [accidental audio]

[ruthless_hunter]

Wonder if I should scrap the mud off the hull today. Eh, it can wait another day, I got trophies to sort.

Then again, maybe I should go out and collect on the deadbeats that owe me. Hm, should I break their legs or maybe chop off a finger? Choices, choices.

[OOC: No Inner Monologue Day. Lockdown has rather morbid thoughts.]

Comments

[valentineluke]

'Obvious intent' much?

[ruthless_hunter]

Was this thing on again? Frag.

[valentineluke]

I wouldn't worry. With a curse plague in effect, it probably escaped notice for the most part.

[forhishonor]

[ wha- ]

What the hell is wrong with you?!

[ruthless_hunter]

Wouldn't you like to know.

Keep that reaction up. It's yummy.

[forhishonor]

[ good job, you've gotten him from shocked to spluttering in about five seconds. ]

You can't just cut people's fingers off! And I'm not yummy!

[ him, his reaction, same difference ]

[ruthless_hunter]

I've done it before. Only difference is that meatsacks can't graft new ones on.

Keep that up and I'll take his whole hand.

[signatures]

Sounds like a very productive day.

[ Robot pls :c ]

[ruthless_hunter]

Yeah, yeah, I'm a fraggin' butcher, heard it a million times.

[forhishonor]

What?! What kind of criminal are you??

[ yeah, that poor guy is going to lose his hand quick ]

[ruthless_hunter]

One who likes gettin' paid for his services.

[signatures]

I was only appreciating your daily list, apart from your procrastination.

[ruthless_hunter]

Oh. Well, what can I say? Chopshoppin's fun and mud ain't.

Well, unless two jets or bikes are wrestlin' in it anyway.

[forhishonor]

Who here pays you to cut off hands??

[ he fully plans on finding that person if he can ]

[ruthless_hunter]

I just get paid to bring 'em in. Taking their stuff is just my personal touch.

Meatsacks are really lackin' in mods.

[forhishonor]

You can't do that! [ shut up, Elliot, you've already said that several times. ] And what the hell is a 'meatsack'?

[ruthless_hunter]

It means you're made of meat, blood and other squishy bits.

Oh joy, another touchy one.

[signatures]

Wrestling...

Isn't that a quick way to acquire rust?

[ruthless_hunter]

Nah, we're made of sterner stuff.

[forhishonor]

So? You're made out of metals and wires and I don't call you a stupid metal box!

[ though he's considering it. ]

[ruthless_hunter]

I've been called worse.

[forhishonor]

Maybe if you didn't do such terrible things, you wouldn't be!

[signatures]

That's good to know. Never know when someone might shove a few jets into a pool of mud.

[ Un...sure... ]

[ruthless_hunter]

I ain't that sensitive.

[ruthless_hunter]

That'll be the day.

Closest thing I'm gonna get without other Transformers 'round anyway.

[forhishonor]

It's not about being sensitive, it's about doing what's right!

[ruthless_hunter]

This fleshie just ain't gettin' it.

If I wanted to "do the right thing" I wouldn't be a bounty hunter.

[forhishonor]

[ yeah, he really doesn't. :( ]

What's so great about being a bounty hunter? All you do is work for other people.

[signatures]

You could request it from the deities.

[ruthless_hunter]

I don't trust them. Last time I made a deal with them, my mods and transformation cog kept shorting out at random for a month. And that was just for the holoform.

[signatures]

Sorry, you'll forgive me if I'm a little slow - holoform? Some sort of virtual cover?

[ruthless_hunter]

Humans... It's a solid light hologram that looks like a human. In case I need to look like I actually got a driver.

[signatures]

Under what circumstances would you need to?

[ruthless_hunter]

'Cause meatsacks freak out if a car drives itself is why.

Also, the thing can go places I can't. Like inside stores.

[signatures]

It's the City, I'm sure they'd get used to it.

Though the latter part does make sense, better than spending money on personal delivery.

[ruthless_hunter]

Yeah, way easier to just do it myself.

[signatures]

Couldn't you hire someone to clean the mud?

[ruthless_hunter]

And have to repark my ship somewhere else so they don't blab my location to everyone? No way.

[signatures]

Less effort than cleaning it yourself, isn't it? On your part.

[ruthless_hunter]

Well, that and the fact that it would take a human way longer to clean it. Y'know, size differences and all that.

[signatures]

Then I guess you're only left to rely on your own procrastination.