2.22;

[binarysky]

[At first there's only audio, and that audio consists mainly of:

CRASH BANG SMASH THUMP SLAM

And then there's silence. And a few seconds of panting before the video feed clicks on to show a pile of smashed robots before swinging back to Roxas' angry face. It seems that something like this happened.]

And if any more of you stupid robots are out there, you can stay away! We don't need any help, got it?!

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video;

[dissolves]

How rude, Roxas. It only wanted to help.

[ sarcasm, he can hear it now. ]

voice;

[binarysky]

[Eff you buddy, you get voice because he's going to be busy sweeping up the parts with a broom. You don't deserve his full attention.]

Not my kinda helpful, thanks.

voice;

[dissolves]

How demanding.

[errandry]

Any of 'em listen to reason so far? They're like curses with bodies!

text;

[sickbeat]

wow
are you a murdering puppet today too?

voice;

[binarysky]

Guess so.

[binarysky]

If they listened, I wouldn't have had to smash them.

text;

[binarysky]

I didn't murder anything!

I just broke them. A lot.

[errandry]

S'that mean they're gonna come after you to clean up the remains...

[binarysky]

[pause. considering.]

Maybe they won't if I leave the bodies out as warning...?

[errandry]

I dunno—are they even smart enough for warnings? How'd they find you anyway?

[binarysky]

I dunno. They had umbrellas.

[errandry]

So what, were you standing in the rain?

[binarysky]

It wasn't raining.

[errandry]

Then what're the umbrellas about? That doesn't sound like the secret robot weapon of choice!

video;

[conjoins]

[ uhm


holy shit ]

You okay, bro?

[binarysky]

Don't ask me, ask...oh, you can't.

video;

[binarysky]

I am. [huff]

[errandry]

Yeeeah, I dunno if they're gonna be answering questions anytime soon. Least you got 'em, I guess.

[binarysky]

I just hope that's all of them.

[errandry]

Don't think about it! You'll just jinx yourself.

video;

[conjoins]

[ rubs the back of his neck. ] Okay, cool. [ pauses.. ] What are they, anyway? Unversed? They don't really seem like any I've ever met before. [ welcome to the 21st century, Ventus. ]

video;

[binarysky]

Un-what now? [Welcome to the City, Ventus.]

[binarysky]

Trying not to think about it just makes me think about it more!

[errandry]

Just think about something else! You doing anything tomorrow?