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[pinkeffinprofessional]

So how many of you never want to touch champagne again?

It's the worst fucking hangover.

Comments

[dignity_misery]

[So hungover, Pink. How about she just raises a glass of water in an 'amen.']

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Blonde's ex. Well.]

Eat a banana.

[dignity_misery]

Better advice than 'drink more.'

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You could drink more, but it would make you feel like shit.

[dignity_misery]

I don't drink.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You sure about that?

[dignity_misery]

Not since I was thirteen.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Thirteen?

What, waiting until you were fifteen wasn't cool or some shit?

[dignity_misery]

I had older-- [Uhm...] Friends.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You had to think about that?

[dignity_misery]

It seemed the most succinct summarization.

[...If not strictly accurate.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That is truly sad.

[dignity_misery]

Not really.

[Kind of shot me to death.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do you have any emotions at all?

[dignity_misery]

Unfortunately. The day goes smoother without them.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't actually think so.

[dignity_misery]

Then that's what you think.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Glad we got that much clear.

[dignity_misery]

[She's going to make that snide face right back at him.]

Great.

[withloadedguns]

I guess you know from experience.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The only way to talk about experience, isn't it?

[withloadedguns]

Seems like it is.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That's a yes.

[withloadedguns]

All right.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

All right?

[withloadedguns]

You don't want me to agree with you?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well...usually it doesn't happen so fast.

[withloadedguns]

Guess it did this time.