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[indecent_butterfly]

Do be careful today. It would be such a shame for necks to be broken instead of crushed under foot as is proper. If wished, One would be quite pleased to demonstrate as new shoes [and the video moves to show what ne's talking about] do need to be put to use.

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Greetings fair. One does beg forgiveness for the disturbance, but if allowed, One would ask a question or three. Or more.

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[laszlo_jamf]

Yo.

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[indecent_butterfly]

Prompt. One does appreciate.

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[laszlo_jamf]

It's what a do for a living. C'mon: return the favor. A question or two or three?

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[indecent_butterfly]

Or more.

A query first, information for information's sake or is more expected of such as One wishes not to get tangled in someone else's web.

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[laszlo_jamf]

You want to guarantee that I'll answer honestly. Cute.

No dice.

You can ask your questions for free, but caveat emptor. Although I guess you're not really "emptor"ing anything. I'd say "you pays your money and you takes your choice," but you're not paying anything.

But the point stands.

You can ask and I'll answer, but what you make of those answers is up to you.

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[indecent_butterfly]

This One just wanted no surprises in the end, better to know the cost before the meal is eaten.

There are many of you yes? Deities, not the singular. Who's in charge?

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[laszlo_jamf]

Pithy. I like it.

There are four here. Mouse, Fice, Lina, and Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf (self). Call that a pantheon.

There is a hierarchy. Know that much. From time to time the Home Office sees fit for a visitation to inspect the facilities. Know that too.

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[indecent_butterfly]

This City then is just one of many as well? Overseen by the middle...deities?

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[laszlo_jamf]

Did I say that? Nope.

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[indecent_butterfly]

One shall rephrase. Is this City then one of many?

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[laszlo_jamf]

See, you're just pumping me for information. Not even being cute about it.

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[indecent_butterfly]

One can be very cute if it gets One what's desired.

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[laszlo_jamf]

Yeah, well, I guess cute it what we all aim for.

Got any more questions?

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[indecent_butterfly]

You didn't answer the last...

But perhaps one more. If One wished, is meeting those from the Home Office possible? To commend the job being done here, of course.

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[laszlo_jamf]

I never said I'd answer any of them. You got lucky, kiddo.

Depends on their schedules. And they're busy busy busy.

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[indecent_butterfly]

So unfair to work so hard. Is there a waiting list, or secretary to apply to?

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[laszlo_jamf]

Me, apparently.

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[indecent_butterfly]

Convenient. Might One request an appointment then? And will you be there to keep company while waiting?

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[laszlo_jamf]

You can request, but there might not be an answer. You might be waiting a long time.

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[indecent_butterfly]

With pleasant company it matters not how long a wait may be.

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[laszlo_jamf]

I'm not pleasant.

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[indecent_butterfly]

Please do forgive this simple jester for presuming otherwise.

But, One would still request an appointment.

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[laszlo_jamf]

Request away. I make no promises or guarantees.

[ooc: Seriously: Hatter can ask forever, but the Higher Ups will probably never appear.]

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[indecent_butterfly]

One's most heartfelt appreciation and thanks.



[ooc: I know. Ne just has to say ne tried/attempted/whatever...better than to come back with nothing.]

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[laszlo_jamf]

Oh you are perpetually welcome, we're quite sure.

[ooc: Okay--just makin' sure!]