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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I went to a fan convention once. Yesterday smelled just about as bad, except at fan conventions the smell is like a fucking ripe cheese. It matures to the point where shit, that crap smells nasty. Not a woman to be found in the entire fucking place. It was like no man's land of body odor and skin disorders. You would think that these guys would realize that the pimples didn't help shit any.

Did anyone actually get in yesterday?

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[orangetoughguy]

Wait you've been to a convention?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

1988. Sci-fi convention.

["Went" is a strong word. More like "hid out in."]

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[doeswhathewants]

No. Though I did make a small fortune with my business partner, selling things to the suckers standing in line.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Keep Capitalism alive. Fight the commies. Rah rah rah.

[doeswhathewants]

Whatever is a Commie?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What do they teach kids in schools these days?

[doeswhathewants]

School was boring, I dropped out.

[orangetoughguy]

Bullshit.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Communism. Russians. Chinese. Cubans.

The reds?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I saw Ray Bradbury.

[doeswhathewants]

Oh.

Well you might have said that in the first place.

I thought the Russians were mostly spies, though?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Did that drunken Russian asshole tell you that?

[doeswhathewants]

Which one?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, there's more than one?

[doeswhathewants]

Yes? But mostly the one who gropes other men in greeting. He has a clone.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well, pick one. Did he say that to you?

[orangetoughguy]

No you didn't.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do you think I'm lying because you seriously think I'm bullshitting you or is it because you're jealous?

[doeswhathewants]

Sure. The groper.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There are plenty of commies who are spies, I guess.

[doeswhathewants]

And yet a spy is cool, whereas a commie makes one think of defunct tanks and snow.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well commie spies probably didn't spend a lot of time in tanks, kid.

[doeswhathewants]

How can you be sure?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

An educated guess.

[orangetoughguy]

What why would I be jealous I've totally been to conventions. More than one too.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why the fuck would you brag about that.

[doeswhathewants]

Based on?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

A post-eighth grade education.

[doeswhathewants]

You studied the habits of communist spies in post eight grade studies? That, I highly doubt.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

How would you know? You dropped out.

[doeswhathewants]

Life experience.

[orangetoughguy]

Why the fuck not.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You know what, I don't know why I act surprised, you've got a fucking hard-on for comic book characters.

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[orangetoughguy]

Watch your mouth Jesus Christ some of them don't know it, asshole.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, are they blind?

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[orangetoughguy]

You can't just go up to Captain America and tell him he's World War II propaganda. You're gonna break him.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

We're not talking about propaganda. We're talking about you going up to Captain America and telling him you pop one every time you walk behind him.

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[orangetoughguy]

That's not true.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

It'll make White a happy man.

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[orangetoughguy]

He's not a jealous guy.

[Lies.]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Who do you think you're talking to?

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[orangetoughguy]

Please like you never got off watching your girlfriend get horny.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Are you assuming I'm like Mr. White?