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[theshinjukucroc]

[Kaito is standing on the streets in front of his building with a couple of very large speakers behind him. For whatever reason, he has a crocodile with him as well but since it's Kaito who is going to question it?

Well, he brings up a microphone to his mouth and draws in a deep breath.

Hope you're ready for this middle of the night announcement, City. Even if you're not, here it comes.]

Gazelle! I want the whole world to hear what I have to say to you right now!

I'm not letting you get away from me again and I got the damn ring!

You're my girl and I'm going to make sure that everyone knows that for sure! So marry me damn it!

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[superbeast]

... haaaa, congrats, boss! [BECAUSE HE CAN'T IMAGINE GAZELLE SAYING NO.]

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[theshinjukucroc]

Heh. Nice suggestion on a jewelry store.

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[superbeast]

Should have known that's what you were looking for. Waking the city up with an surprise announcement at this hour was a pretty nice touch, though.

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[theshinjukucroc]

Damn bastards don't need sleep anyway. This is more important.

[crowing]

She should say "no".

I mean, what kind of dude gets a girl pregnant without marrying her first?

( sora, that's who. fucking asshole. YOU'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THAT, KAITO. )

[theshinjukucroc]

The kind that was on the run from homicidal pricks trying to murder her.

1/3

[crowing]

. . .

[crowing]

( sort of missing the point a bit, but— )

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[superbeast]

They'll all want to be invited.

[crowing]

( kaito's pretty well-intentioned about this girl, so whatever. that's acceptable. )

So then, why didn't you ask her sooner? Yanno, you've been here for a while.

[theshinjukucroc]

I wanted to afford a ring.

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[theshinjukucroc]

Fuck them. We'll invite who we want.

[crowing]

Whaaaat—?

I'm shocked you didn't freakin' just confiscate one as evidence before now!!

[theshinjukucroc]

It's Gazelle.

[That's Kaito speak for...she deserves better.]

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[virginwings]

[There is currently a lot of blinking being done as she steps outside on the balcony of their apartment. Until things sound less like shouting and more like words, that is. Very, very sweet words. And naturally the only way she could respond is by jumping over the rail down to hug him, not caring if they fell on the ground together.]

Kaito! I will, I will, I will!

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[theshinjukucroc]

[Kaito crashes to the ground with her on top of him, grinning at her answer and wrapping his arms around her. He knew she'd say yes but damn it's good to hear it anyway. Fishing in his pockets, he pulls out a ring for her.]

Here.

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[virginwings]

[She keeps hugging him right until he catches her eye with the ring. Then before long she is sitting up just so she can take the ring and hold it up even closer with both hands as if it was a trillion-dollar treasure. (It totally should be!)]

It's so pretty! I love it, Kaito... so much.

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[sixwinged]

Fuck, gross.

Since when were you so fucking soft?

[signatures]

How romantic.

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[merespark]

DON'T FALL FOR IT. DON'T BECOME A BEARD.

HE'S
OBVIOUSLY GAY!!

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[sixwinged]

[ ENDLESS LAUGHTER. ]

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[theshinjukucroc]

[He doesn't mind her sitting on him. Nope. He just grins up at her.]

Put it on.

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[theshinjukucroc]

Well, you live on your own instead of with me...

And I took you in when you showed up at the door...

And I stayed by your mother's side...

Want to hear more or are you grossed out enough yet, brat?

[theshinjukucroc]

She thought so.

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[theshinjukucroc]

[There is so much stupid in here that he can't even bring himself to be pissed.

He's too shocked by your dumbassery.

Because seriously.

What?]

What the flying fuck.